| 00:00 - 00:05 | I'm looking at the new article |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was very nice I liked this one |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | It had some good stuff about ScD |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Then the featured article was about site 23 |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They said it was gonna release in 2 weeks |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 2 weeks? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 2 weeks! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Swift's gonna lock Pope in a room, and won't feed him until he finishes! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 2 weeks! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Much less Pope, the CC for all the SCPs aren't even half way! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Knins gonn have to work 25 hours a day to finish it all! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | When MrKrabs is promoted he's gonna have to quit school to get it done in a month! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | 2 weeks! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | 2 weeks! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 2 weeks, they can't even do it in 2 months! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They gotta do it in 2 weeks! |
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