00:00 - 00:03So we have all the lads in the dressing room
00:04 - 00:05Passey has gone upfront again
00:05 - 00:07He has selected Hertha Berlins kit
00:08 - 00:12Riess and Nath in CDM as usual
00:12 - 00:15Crikle has joined him upfront
00:17 - 00:19So I assume Tom is RM
00:19 - 00:21Foskett in CAM
00:24 - 00:26Ummmm boss...
00:27 - 00:28JD has gone RM
00:31 - 00:33Tom has been forced to the left
00:34 - 00:36He won't budge
00:53 - 00:58If your name is De Man get out now
01:13 - 01:15OUR BEST RM IS ON THE FUCKING LEFT
01:15 - 01:17The goal poaching SA is on the right
01:18 - 01:23Everytime the fucking ball comes in
01:25 - 01:28that bastard is there to steal it from Crikle
01:29 - 01:31HE FUCKING LAUGHS about it
01:31 - 01:34As for Passey
01:34 - 01:37He couldnt hit a fucking bus if he was
01:37 - 01:40standing behind it with a pissing banjo!
01:40 - 01:42But boss, Passey has played the most games
01:42 - 01:46I couldnt give a shit if he could play a flute out his japs eye
01:46 - 01:48What about Crikle
01:48 - 01:52If that cunt turns one more time after kick off
01:53 - 01:54I'll shit in his hairdressers car
01:56 - 01:57As for Foskett
01:57 - 02:00the fucking guy only plays in CAM
02:00 - 02:03give some other fucker a chance
02:04 - 02:08No wonder we can't win the EA Shield
02:08 - 02:13the simpliest trophy in the game
02:14 - 02:16even YAYA FUCKING SANOGO has won
02:17 - 02:21the EA Shield more than these cunts
02:27 - 02:29I mean the banter is good
02:30 - 02:34but I don't want to call meals on wheels
02:34 - 02:36for assistance winning it.
02:41 - 02:42We change kits every week
02:43 - 02:47and when we find a decent one
02:48 - 02:53one of the cunty managers changes it
02:54 - 02:56People saying changing boots will help
02:56 - 02:59score more goals, what the fuck??
03:00 - 03:02People actually think that will change anything???
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Brendon, you can play again soon
03:14 - 03:16Nathan is a good CDM
03:19 - 03:23but sometimes he just drops off the radar
03:25 - 03:26just hoping no one moves
03:31 - 03:33to XBOX, if that happens
03:40 - 03:46God save us all as then we won't have a club
03:46 - 03:49FIFA 20 is around the corner
03:53 - 03:56I'm off to change the kit.....