00:00 - 00:03 | So we have all the lads in the dressing room |
00:04 - 00:05 | Passey has gone upfront again |
00:05 - 00:07 | He has selected Hertha Berlins kit |
00:08 - 00:12 | Riess and Nath in CDM as usual |
00:12 - 00:15 | Crikle has joined him upfront |
00:17 - 00:19 | So I assume Tom is RM |
00:19 - 00:21 | Foskett in CAM |
00:24 - 00:26 | Ummmm boss... |
00:27 - 00:28 | JD has gone RM |
00:31 - 00:33 | Tom has been forced to the left |
00:34 - 00:36 | He won't budge |
00:53 - 00:58 | If your name is De Man get out now |
01:13 - 01:15 | OUR BEST RM IS ON THE FUCKING LEFT |
01:15 - 01:17 | The goal poaching SA is on the right |
01:18 - 01:23 | Everytime the fucking ball comes in |
01:25 - 01:28 | that bastard is there to steal it from Crikle |
01:29 - 01:31 | HE FUCKING LAUGHS about it |
01:31 - 01:34 | As for Passey |
01:34 - 01:37 | He couldnt hit a fucking bus if he was |
01:37 - 01:40 | standing behind it with a pissing banjo! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But boss, Passey has played the most games |
01:42 - 01:46 | I couldnt give a shit if he could play a flute out his japs eye |
01:46 - 01:48 | What about Crikle |
01:48 - 01:52 | If that cunt turns one more time after kick off |
01:53 - 01:54 | I'll shit in his hairdressers car |
01:56 - 01:57 | As for Foskett |
01:57 - 02:00 | the fucking guy only plays in CAM |
02:00 - 02:03 | give some other fucker a chance |
02:04 - 02:08 | No wonder we can't win the EA Shield |
02:08 - 02:13 | the simpliest trophy in the game |
02:14 - 02:16 | even YAYA FUCKING SANOGO has won |
02:17 - 02:21 | the EA Shield more than these cunts |
02:27 - 02:29 | I mean the banter is good |
02:30 - 02:34 | but I don't want to call meals on wheels |
02:34 - 02:36 | for assistance winning it. |
02:41 - 02:42 | We change kits every week |
02:43 - 02:47 | and when we find a decent one |
02:48 - 02:53 | one of the cunty managers changes it |
02:54 - 02:56 | People saying changing boots will help |
02:56 - 02:59 | score more goals, what the fuck?? |
03:00 - 03:02 | People actually think that will change anything??? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Brendon, you can play again soon |
03:14 - 03:16 | Nathan is a good CDM |
03:19 - 03:23 | but sometimes he just drops off the radar |
03:25 - 03:26 | just hoping no one moves |
03:31 - 03:33 | to XBOX, if that happens |
03:40 - 03:46 | God save us all as then we won't have a club |
03:46 - 03:49 | FIFA 20 is around the corner |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm off to change the kit..... |