00:00 - 00:05 | And the doctor called and said, hello, hello, this is Dr. Dattilo |
00:05 - 00:07 | I need you to hurry up and translate this.. |
00:07 - 00:10 | I want this guy in the OR yesterday |
00:11 - 00:16 | The guy was so scared because he was going to lose his leg |
00:17 - 00:21 | And then the doctor started talking... |
00:21 - 00:24 | oh man |
00:29 - 00:31 | Oh man |
00:31 - 00:34 | It wasn't even english |
00:38 - 00:40 | oh man |
00:41 - 00:47 | It was like Shakespeare and slam poetry got together and had a down syndrome baby |
00:47 - 00:50 | I didn't understand a damn word he said |
00:50 - 00:56 | And then he kept using double and triple negatives |
00:58 - 00:59 | and I was like....... |
00:59 - 01:01 | And I was like... |
01:04 - 01:06 | Doc I will try to translate that... |
01:06 - 01:08 | but in my head... |
01:13 - 01:14 | holy fuck... |
01:14 - 01:16 | I have no idea what you are saying. |
01:16 - 01:20 | Are you cutting off his leg or trying to woo him with prose? |
01:21 - 01:27 | This isn't the fucking local hipster coffee shop |
01:35 - 01:36 | And then this poor guy.... |
01:36 - 01:39 | This poor guy |
01:41 - 01:44 | Hey hey, can you make it long? |
01:44 - 01:47 | I really hope that you can save as much of my leg as possible. |
01:47 - 01:49 | Cut here, here, right here. |
01:50 - 01:53 | And the Doctor was like... |
01:54 - 01:56 | Look... |
01:56 - 01:58 | Don't worry, |
01:58 - 02:02 | We do this every day. |
02:05 - 02:07 | Clearly.... |
02:10 - 02:11 | clearly... |
02:11 - 02:13 | (histerical laughter) |
02:15 - 02:17 | Clearly he had never done it before |
02:17 - 02:20 | But he kept saying things like.... |
02:21 - 02:28 | We never not do this all the time, as they say, and whatever whatever.... |
02:29 - 02:30 | and... |
02:30 - 02:32 | the poor guy.... |
02:36 - 02:39 | I tried my best but... |
02:40 - 02:42 | Holy shit there is just no translation |
02:50 - 02:55 | So I just told him nod your head like you understand |
02:56 - 02:58 | And he did? |
02:58 - 03:04 | Oh yes of course. I'm sure he was tired of it too. |
03:04 - 03:09 | I mean, I was ready to have them cut my leg off just so I wouldn't have to listen to it any more. |
03:09 - 03:11 | Oh it was the worst. |
03:16 - 03:20 | "We never not do this all the time?" |
03:23 - 03:26 | Can you believe it? |
03:31 - 03:36 | I hung up the phone and went and had a drink after that. |