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Dattilo Translator
Dattilo Translation phone experience. ;laksdjfl;kasdjf;lkajdsf;lkajsdf;lkj

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00:00 - 00:05And the doctor called and said, hello, hello, this is Dr. Dattilo
00:05 - 00:07I need you to hurry up and translate this..
00:07 - 00:10 I want this guy in the OR yesterday
00:11 - 00:16The guy was so scared because he was going to lose his leg
00:17 - 00:21And then the doctor started talking...
00:21 - 00:24oh man
00:29 - 00:31Oh man
00:31 - 00:34It wasn't even english
00:38 - 00:40oh man
00:41 - 00:47It was like Shakespeare and slam poetry got together and had a down syndrome baby
00:47 - 00:50I didn't understand a damn word he said
00:50 - 00:56And then he kept using double and triple negatives
00:58 - 00:59and I was like.......
00:59 - 01:01And I was like...
01:04 - 01:06Doc I will try to translate that...
01:06 - 01:08but in my head...
01:13 - 01:14holy fuck...
01:14 - 01:16I have no idea what you are saying.
01:16 - 01:20Are you cutting off his leg or trying to woo him with prose?
01:21 - 01:27This isn't the fucking local hipster coffee shop
01:35 - 01:36And then this poor guy....
01:36 - 01:39This poor guy
01:41 - 01:44Hey hey, can you make it long?
01:44 - 01:47I really hope that you can save as much of my leg as possible.
01:47 - 01:49Cut here, here, right here.
01:50 - 01:53And the Doctor was like...
01:54 - 01:56Look...
01:56 - 01:58Don't worry,
01:58 - 02:02We do this every day.
02:05 - 02:07Clearly....
02:10 - 02:11clearly...
02:11 - 02:13(histerical laughter)
02:15 - 02:17Clearly he had never done it before
02:17 - 02:20But he kept saying things like....
02:21 - 02:28We never not do this all the time, as they say, and whatever whatever....
02:29 - 02:30and...
02:30 - 02:32the poor guy....
02:36 - 02:39I tried my best but...
02:40 - 02:42Holy shit there is just no translation
02:50 - 02:55So I just told him nod your head like you understand
02:56 - 02:58And he did?
02:58 - 03:04Oh yes of course. I'm sure he was tired of it too.
03:04 - 03:09I mean, I was ready to have them cut my leg off just so I wouldn't have to listen to it any more.
03:09 - 03:11Oh it was the worst.
03:16 - 03:20"We never not do this all the time?"
03:23 - 03:26Can you believe it?
03:31 - 03:36I hung up the phone and went and had a drink after that.