00:00 - 00:03Some good news just in gentlemen..
00:04 - 00:05The £25 million Tierney fee's in
00:05 - 00:07 It left London this morning
00:08 - 00:12Reaching our Co-op account at noon
00:12 - 00:15This should enable us to f*ck oot the auld biscuit tin
00:17 - 00:19And with the Champs League cash...
00:19 - 00:21We'll bury those Sevco c*nts
00:24 - 00:26 Peter....
00:27 - 00:28 Erm....
00:31 - 00:33Peter... there will be no Champions League cash this year
00:34 - 00:36Lenny and the bhoys fucked up tonight
00:53 - 00:58Please leave the room now unless you're involved in recruitment
01:13 - 01:15I asked for a decent left back
01:15 - 01:1712 fuckin million for 3 defenders..
01:18 - 01:23and left 2 of the donkeys on the bench
01:25 - 01:28Lenny's a useless ginger c*nt
01:29 - 01:31hopeless
01:31 - 01:34Gerrard's got them playing some fantastic football
01:34 - 01:37with a fraction of our wage bill
01:37 - 01:40I get the shits thinking about El Buffalo v Boli fuckin Boli
01:40 - 01:42Broony had a brain fart
01:42 - 01:46I told you he was finished when Kamara rinsed him
01:46 - 01:48But the fans love doin the Broony
01:48 - 01:52Fuck the fans, they just pay my bonus
01:53 - 01:54They'll be demanding we sign more players now
01:56 - 01:57Dermot and i were hoping to trouser the Tierney cash too
01:57 - 02:00We're stockpilling utter shite again
02:00 - 02:03the canteen lady would be better at left back
02:04 - 02:08I thought Cluj was something out The Inbetweeners
02:08 - 02:13or fuckin dug food
02:14 - 02:16we're a laughing stock
02:17 - 02:21i'm running out of negative Sevco stories
02:27 - 02:29we need a Hoops player to "come out"
02:30 - 02:34when i stood in that shower and looked Lenny in the eye
02:34 - 02:36i really thought he was the man
02:41 - 02:42Popcorn teeth or not, i really did
02:43 - 02:47I'd give my right ball for a manager like Gerrard
02:48 - 02:53He just fuckin gets it
02:54 - 02:56Wouldnae mind jumping in the shower with HIM
02:56 - 02:59Meanwhile Lenny's oot getting pished
03:00 - 03:02in his club tracky
03:04 - 03:07Did he not tell you?
03:14 - 03:16We need the fans back on our side
03:19 - 03:23Gerrard's taken, Lampard's taken...Wonder what Scholes is up to?.
03:25 - 03:26Gullable c*nts..
03:31 - 03:33but tthe unwashed will only take so much bullshit
03:40 - 03:46one even asked when the Celtic hotel will be ready?
03:46 - 03:49will it have a pool he asked?
03:53 - 03:56.....Call the PR company