| 00:00 - 00:03 | Some good news just in gentlemen.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The £25 million Tierney fee's in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It left London this morning |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Reaching our Co-op account at noon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This should enable us to f*ck oot the auld biscuit tin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And with the Champs League cash... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll bury those Sevco c*nts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Peter.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Erm.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Peter... there will be no Champions League cash this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Lenny and the bhoys fucked up tonight |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please leave the room now unless you're involved in recruitment |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I asked for a decent left back |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 12 fuckin million for 3 defenders.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and left 2 of the donkeys on the bench |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Lenny's a useless ginger c*nt |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | hopeless |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Gerrard's got them playing some fantastic football |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with a fraction of our wage bill |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I get the shits thinking about El Buffalo v Boli fuckin Boli |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Broony had a brain fart |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I told you he was finished when Kamara rinsed him |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the fans love doin the Broony |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the fans, they just pay my bonus |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They'll be demanding we sign more players now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dermot and i were hoping to trouser the Tierney cash too |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We're stockpilling utter shite again |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the canteen lady would be better at left back |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I thought Cluj was something out The Inbetweeners |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or fuckin dug food |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we're a laughing stock |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i'm running out of negative Sevco stories |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we need a Hoops player to "come out" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | when i stood in that shower and looked Lenny in the eye |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i really thought he was the man |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Popcorn teeth or not, i really did |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'd give my right ball for a manager like Gerrard |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He just fuckin gets it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Wouldnae mind jumping in the shower with HIM |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Meanwhile Lenny's oot getting pished |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | in his club tracky |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Did he not tell you? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need the fans back on our side |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Gerrard's taken, Lampard's taken...Wonder what Scholes is up to?. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gullable c*nts.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but tthe unwashed will only take so much bullshit |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | one even asked when the Celtic hotel will be ready? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | will it have a pool he asked? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | .....Call the PR company |
