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The team takes a van and what was going to be a glorious weekend is not in question.

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00:00 - 00:03We'll be taking a 5:45AM flight
00:04 - 00:05our princess is shaved and rented a van
00:05 - 00:07we'll stop for Booze, Tea, Seltzer
00:08 - 00:12We've emptied gatorade bottles for urine
00:12 - 00:15and we'll then take a boat out of Annapolis
00:17 - 00:19The boat sounds nice
00:19 - 00:21but we should get right to the pool
00:24 - 00:26Das Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Gippa
00:31 - 00:33Gippa has informed us the pool is unavailable
00:34 - 00:36apparently it is under construction
00:53 - 00:58If your name is not Umass, DGenz, or Horanitos - leave
01:13 - 01:15I spend the entire year
01:15 - 01:17convincing that sack-less rat to host us
01:18 - 01:23and you tell me there's no pool
01:25 - 01:28I've promised a 20 CARROT year to the Boston Private Bank Team
01:29 - 01:31without a pool my propaganda is worthless
01:31 - 01:34I talk them up, manipulate, peer pressure
01:34 - 01:37and let those weak minded sheep sneak in the house
01:37 - 01:40for a private little tug
01:40 - 01:42Das Fuhrer 1/2 the league is freaked out by ...
01:42 - 01:46freaked out by the fact i don't finish them myself!
01:46 - 01:48Das Fuhrer, things are out of control
01:48 - 01:52The only reason why I booted Hotti, cause I knew he would never whack
01:53 - 01:54You think I wanted to? I loved him
01:56 - 01:57You convinced me Molloy was Mr. 400 !!!
01:57 - 02:00400 Whacks, 400 discharges
02:00 - 02:03All we got out of him was a 1 pt. Mike Williams Finals start
02:04 - 02:08Do you think I want to tell my kids, I couldn't string along
02:08 - 02:139 other men to jack all over Tsunami's Egyptian thread cotton sheets
02:14 - 02:16They're FUCKING SILKY, they practically do all the work
02:17 - 02:21DAMN IT ALL - I could have worked the system and counted Hotti's wet dreams as a CARROT
02:27 - 02:29This year was not going to be easier
02:30 - 02:34Bulldog is skinny, I need fat Ed
02:34 - 02:36Big Tanks, Fat like a man, who wants to jerk it
02:41 - 02:42We don't know what Brodie will show up
02:43 - 02:47a dead eyed Smokahontas, or a thirsty savage jerking dick rapist
02:48 - 02:53And DGenz may sniff out the Mexican Construction and try to do "Side Work"
02:54 - 02:56rather than stroke that stubby Tomato plant of his
02:56 - 02:59I can't jerk for all of you, I'll do my share but I'm one man
03:00 - 03:02Having a pool sure as fuck would've helped!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Johanna, it's only one weekend
03:14 - 03:16It all comes down to French Fry
03:19 - 03:23he gave me four last year and that's all you can ask
03:25 - 03:26It's over
03:31 - 03:33It comes down to the Shanty
03:40 - 03:46How can I convince him not to give some Sea Walrus the ole flesh tower if he's
03:46 - 03:49super horny and I have no pool.
03:53 - 03:56Cook me some green beans