| 00:00 - 00:03 | We'll be taking a 5:45AM flight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | our princess is shaved and rented a van |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we'll stop for Booze, Tea, Seltzer |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've emptied gatorade bottles for urine |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we'll then take a boat out of Annapolis |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The boat sounds nice |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but we should get right to the pool |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Das Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gippa |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gippa has informed us the pool is unavailable |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | apparently it is under construction |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name is not Umass, DGenz, or Horanitos - leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I spend the entire year |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | convincing that sack-less rat to host us |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and you tell me there's no pool |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've promised a 20 CARROT year to the Boston Private Bank Team |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | without a pool my propaganda is worthless |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I talk them up, manipulate, peer pressure |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and let those weak minded sheep sneak in the house |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for a private little tug |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Das Fuhrer 1/2 the league is freaked out by ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | freaked out by the fact i don't finish them myself! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Das Fuhrer, things are out of control |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The only reason why I booted Hotti, cause I knew he would never whack |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You think I wanted to? I loved him |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You convinced me Molloy was Mr. 400 !!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 400 Whacks, 400 discharges |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All we got out of him was a 1 pt. Mike Williams Finals start |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you think I want to tell my kids, I couldn't string along |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 9 other men to jack all over Tsunami's Egyptian thread cotton sheets |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They're FUCKING SILKY, they practically do all the work |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | DAMN IT ALL - I could have worked the system and counted Hotti's wet dreams as a CARROT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This year was not going to be easier |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bulldog is skinny, I need fat Ed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Big Tanks, Fat like a man, who wants to jerk it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We don't know what Brodie will show up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | a dead eyed Smokahontas, or a thirsty savage jerking dick rapist |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And DGenz may sniff out the Mexican Construction and try to do "Side Work" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | rather than stroke that stubby Tomato plant of his |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't jerk for all of you, I'll do my share but I'm one man |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Having a pool sure as fuck would've helped! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Johanna, it's only one weekend |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It all comes down to French Fry |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he gave me four last year and that's all you can ask |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It comes down to the Shanty |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How can I convince him not to give some Sea Walrus the ole flesh tower if he's |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | super horny and I have no pool. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cook me some green beans |
