| 00:00 - 00:05 | I am Professor Phiroz |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I helped make OMBA |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | It was meant to be a prestigious program |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | but us professors decided "fuck it" and we call it in |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | the students think they're getting the same education as the full-time program |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | THE SAME EDUCATION!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The Same!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They think we actually give a shit |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | They Actually Care! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I said I was available 24/7 via e-mail |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | But I never check it...ever! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I only check the damn account once a week! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Once a week! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ONCE A WEEK! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | When I'm too hungover |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I CANCEL CLASS! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Who Cares? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I CERTAINLY DON'T! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I'll tell them I'll be sending case studies and group projects |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | But then I ignore every e-mail about it |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The best part is |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The cases are for guest speakers |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And I dip out as soon as they start talking |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Straight up log out of Zoom |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I've heard their lecture before |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And why should I be there |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | When the guest speaker finds out.. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ...I didn't do the one thing he asked me to? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I mean, the case study is on them. They can just talk about it |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | No need for prep |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The best part |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The BEST part |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | It's the same speakers year after year |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | nothing changes! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And then this cohort seems to actually want to learn and asks for help |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Do you give it? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I DON'T GIVE IT! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We're not having a final review |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I haven't taught them everything that's on the final |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Hell they're not even getting a sample final |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | But...why? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Because this whole online learning thing is a a sham... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | ...it's a PROcess |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | As long as they pay |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | We're going to pass them, regardless if they're prepared or not |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Regardless if we've taught anything or not |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And regardless if they find value in this or not. |
