00:00 - 00:03 | We can expect Valeshka from any direction. |
00:04 - 00:05 | From the South on donkeyback |
00:05 - 00:07 | or through this sewage canal. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The border guards are on full alert |
00:12 - 00:15 | and all the roads are blocked coming from Lacock. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Lock all costume houses, |
00:19 - 00:21 | and everything will be alright. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Jó uram... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Valeshka... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Valeshka has already robbed two of them. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are as bare as a prügeled butt. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave this room except Rimbo, Rimminya, the priest and the professor, |
01:13 - 01:15 | EZ FELHÁBORÍTÓ!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | OR EVEN FELHÁ-BURRITO!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Are we to wait until she appears on the tarmac disguised as an asthmatic Kyrgyz watchmaker? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Or with the schlong of an elephant |
01:29 - 01:31 | mistakenly attached to her forehead? |
01:31 - 01:34 | I want to find her and spank her ass! Ass! |
01:34 - 01:37 | But you wouldn't recognize her even if she dropped bananas |
01:37 - 01:40 | every single step of the way! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Jó uram, we only have blurry footage of her. |
01:42 - 01:46 | You have seen her face, her muschi! With a Hitler jizztache for god's sake! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Jó uram, the line always cuts off! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Yet it was good enough for you to wank your brains out! |
01:53 - 01:54 | More than once! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Put back your cock |
01:57 - 02:00 | and start patrolling the airport |
02:00 - 02:03 | looking for a limping East German weightlifter! |
02:04 - 02:08 | An albino marine biologyst in his nineties! |
02:08 - 02:13 | A pygmy family of four playing on a turqoise balalaika wearing traditional Swedish outfit! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Interrogate every wagon of firewood you spaz! |
02:17 - 02:21 | If she gets through this time, she'll drop Hitler and tease me with Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I will be standing there, |
02:30 - 02:34 | at the arrivals, alone, with a cock-shaped sign like a stupid |
02:34 - 02:36 | All Europe will be laughing at me. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Waiting... |
02:43 - 02:47 | for the medics to push out some bald woman on a squeaking wheelchair! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And to my horror realize that it was the cleaning lady all along! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Whom I'd even tip if I went to pee... |
02:56 - 02:59 | I mean, if I went to get some water! |
03:00 - 03:02 | No wonder Valeshka will laugh her ass off! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Bögelein, put this in his calendar! |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just accept it. |
03:19 - 03:23 | She will slip through and prügel my ass. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Hard... |
03:31 - 03:33 | There is nothing you can do. |
03:40 - 03:46 | She will come, prügel me on the spot, and I will get an erection |
03:46 - 03:49 | whenever I see anything animate for the rest of my life. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Because she can transform into anything. |