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Böggsy coming to BP
Will mugs slip through the tight control in her disguise? The stakes are high!

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00:00 - 00:03We can expect Valeshka from any direction.
00:04 - 00:05From the South on donkeyback
00:05 - 00:07or through this sewage canal.
00:08 - 00:12The border guards are on full alert
00:12 - 00:15and all the roads are blocked coming from Lacock.
00:17 - 00:19Lock all costume houses,
00:19 - 00:21and everything will be alright.
00:24 - 00:26Jó uram...
00:27 - 00:28Valeshka...
00:31 - 00:33Valeshka has already robbed two of them.
00:34 - 00:36They are as bare as a prügeled butt.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody leave this room except Rimbo, Rimminya, the priest and the professor,
01:13 - 01:15EZ FELHÁBORÍTÓ!!!
01:15 - 01:17OR EVEN FELHÁ-BURRITO!!!
01:18 - 01:23Are we to wait until she appears on the tarmac disguised as an asthmatic Kyrgyz watchmaker?
01:25 - 01:28Or with the schlong of an elephant
01:29 - 01:31mistakenly attached to her forehead?
01:31 - 01:34I want to find her and spank her ass! Ass!
01:34 - 01:37But you wouldn't recognize her even if she dropped bananas
01:37 - 01:40 every single step of the way!
01:40 - 01:42Jó uram, we only have blurry footage of her.
01:42 - 01:46You have seen her face, her muschi! With a Hitler jizztache for god's sake!
01:46 - 01:48Jó uram, the line always cuts off!
01:48 - 01:52Yet it was good enough for you to wank your brains out!
01:53 - 01:54More than once!
01:56 - 01:57Put back your cock
01:57 - 02:00and start patrolling the airport
02:00 - 02:03looking for a limping East German weightlifter!
02:04 - 02:08An albino marine biologyst in his nineties!
02:08 - 02:13A pygmy family of four playing on a turqoise balalaika wearing traditional Swedish outfit!
02:14 - 02:16Interrogate every wagon of firewood you spaz!
02:17 - 02:21If she gets through this time, she'll drop Hitler and tease me with Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I will be standing there,
02:30 - 02:34at the arrivals, alone, with a cock-shaped sign like a stupid
02:34 - 02:36All Europe will be laughing at me.
02:41 - 02:42Waiting...
02:43 - 02:47for the medics to push out some bald woman on a squeaking wheelchair!
02:48 - 02:53And to my horror realize that it was the cleaning lady all along!
02:54 - 02:56Whom I'd even tip if I went to pee...
02:56 - 02:59I mean, if I went to get some water!
03:00 - 03:02No wonder Valeshka will laugh her ass off!
03:04 - 03:07Bögelein, put this in his calendar!
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I should just accept it.
03:19 - 03:23She will slip through and prügel my ass.
03:25 - 03:26Hard...
03:31 - 03:33There is nothing you can do.
03:40 - 03:46She will come, prügel me on the spot, and I will get an erection
03:46 - 03:49whenever I see anything animate for the rest of my life.
03:53 - 03:56Because she can transform into anything.