00:00 - 00:05 | Ms. Gouskos comes in our office and says "Hurry Up!" |
00:05 - 00:07 | "Deadline is in two days! Push the new content NOW!" |
00:07 - 00:10 | I look over at Erik and he knows we have nothing feasible. |
00:11 - 00:16 | No beta testing results for the new Meta... Not one thing. |
00:17 - 00:21 | I hadn't done a thing but stare at the leader-boards for cheating! |
00:21 - 00:24 | ..."Anti-Cheating Software??" |
00:29 - 00:31 | It's True! |
00:31 - 00:34 | How could we even monitor MOD Swapping??!! |
00:38 - 00:40 | That Darth Micro-Transaction streamer.... |
00:41 - 00:47 | jumping up from his chair after the initial move. |
00:47 - 00:50 | He's yelling: "THIS IS NO WAY ACCEPTABLE!" |
00:50 - 00:56 | "THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY!" |
00:58 - 00:59 | Erik and I couldn't stop playing the loop... |
00:59 - 01:01 | Him jumping up from his chair!!! |
01:04 - 01:06 | You got it Kid. |
01:06 - 01:08 | CG Cheat detection tool coming Soon!! |
01:13 - 01:14 | So we have to just dump Malak. |
01:14 - 01:16 | Fingers are crossed at this point. |
01:16 - 01:20 | No idea what will happen. |
01:21 - 01:27 | He gets slaughtered by F2P Toons! |
01:35 - 01:36 | We gotta NERF everyone else! |
01:36 - 01:39 | Anakin, Palpatine, Finn with 3PO. |
01:41 - 01:44 | However, EA just thinks we are all Rockstars at this point. |
01:44 - 01:47 | Best coding-team in the Industry... |
01:47 - 01:49 | Money's flowing, & Players are Happy. |
01:50 - 01:53 | Then the two content guys go public. |
01:54 - 01:56 | Bulldog or McMole. |
01:56 - 01:58 | We pull their plugs.. |
01:58 - 02:02 | citing User Agreements! "Your outta here." |
02:05 - 02:07 | "CODE OF CONDUCT!!!" |
02:10 - 02:11 | Erik's yelling... |
02:11 - 02:13 | Call AHNOLD!!! |
02:15 - 02:17 | All of a sudden, Ahnold is some lawyer |
02:17 - 02:20 | explaining our User Agreement contracts to players! |
02:21 - 02:28 | Defends all of us, closes the case on the matter. |
02:29 - 02:30 | He knew too??? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, Ahnold said he knows its been happening all along! |
02:36 - 02:39 | Told them he's gotten way too big to talk about it... |
02:40 - 02:42 | Would've ruined the paychecks if he even said "cheating." |
02:50 - 02:55 | Posted one audio file to expose an old cheating method and got the boot. |
02:56 - 02:58 | So where's Carrie in all this? |
02:58 - 03:04 | She jumped ship months before all this occurred. |
03:04 - 03:09 | Took her severance pay, penned the NDA... Good for her. |
03:09 - 03:11 | Never saw her again. Thanks alot... |
03:16 - 03:20 | Anti-Cheating Software!! |
03:23 - 03:26 | New Gear XIII on Sale now!! |
03:31 - 03:36 | And the Ship refreshes are now half off going forward!! |