00:00 - 00:05Ms. Gouskos comes in our office and says "Hurry Up!"
00:05 - 00:07"Deadline is in two days! Push the new content NOW!"
00:07 - 00:10I look over at Erik and he knows we have nothing feasible.
00:11 - 00:16No beta testing results for the new Meta... Not one thing.
00:17 - 00:21I hadn't done a thing but stare at the leader-boards for cheating!
00:21 - 00:24..."Anti-Cheating Software??"
00:29 - 00:31It's True!
00:31 - 00:34How could we even monitor MOD Swapping??!!
00:38 - 00:40That Darth Micro-Transaction streamer....
00:41 - 00:47jumping up from his chair after the initial move.
00:47 - 00:50He's yelling: "THIS IS NO WAY ACCEPTABLE!"
00:50 - 00:56"THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY!"
00:58 - 00:59Erik and I couldn't stop playing the loop...
00:59 - 01:01Him jumping up from his chair!!!
01:04 - 01:06You got it Kid.
01:06 - 01:08CG Cheat detection tool coming Soon!!
01:13 - 01:14So we have to just dump Malak.
01:14 - 01:16Fingers are crossed at this point.
01:16 - 01:20No idea what will happen.
01:21 - 01:27He gets slaughtered by F2P Toons!
01:35 - 01:36We gotta NERF everyone else!
01:36 - 01:39Anakin, Palpatine, Finn with 3PO.
01:41 - 01:44However, EA just thinks we are all Rockstars at this point.
01:44 - 01:47Best coding-team in the Industry...
01:47 - 01:49Money's flowing, & Players are Happy.
01:50 - 01:53Then the two content guys go public.
01:54 - 01:56Bulldog or McMole.
01:56 - 01:58We pull their plugs..
01:58 - 02:02citing User Agreements! "Your outta here."
02:05 - 02:07"CODE OF CONDUCT!!!"
02:10 - 02:11Erik's yelling...
02:11 - 02:13Call AHNOLD!!!
02:15 - 02:17All of a sudden, Ahnold is some lawyer
02:17 - 02:20explaining our User Agreement contracts to players!
02:21 - 02:28Defends all of us, closes the case on the matter.
02:29 - 02:30He knew too???
02:30 - 02:32Yes, Ahnold said he knows its been happening all along!
02:36 - 02:39Told them he's gotten way too big to talk about it...
02:40 - 02:42Would've ruined the paychecks if he even said "cheating."
02:50 - 02:55Posted one audio file to expose an old cheating method and got the boot.
02:56 - 02:58So where's Carrie in all this?
02:58 - 03:04She jumped ship months before all this occurred.
03:04 - 03:09Took her severance pay, penned the NDA... Good for her.
03:09 - 03:11Never saw her again. Thanks alot...
03:16 - 03:20Anti-Cheating Software!!
03:23 - 03:26New Gear XIII on Sale now!!
03:31 - 03:36And the Ship refreshes are now half off going forward!!