| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have been keeping an eye on the Iranian players since the draw. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Dejagah has been scoring for Fulham weekly. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | If you remember he played in Wolfsburg a few years ago, right here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The russkies have had this kid Sardar Azmoun tearing up their league, and now Wenger wants to buy him. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Jahanbakhsh has been scoring in Holland, and Shojaie has single-handedly taken Las Palmas to promotion spots right here in the Canary Islands. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That does not matter for shit. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Dzeko's worth on TransferMarkt is worth more than all of them, we will rape them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chair of the Presidency.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The game is already over. Iran beat us just like all of our previous encounters. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We went 3 and out. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who told me Transfermarkt and betting sites were an accurate predictor of our performance in the world cup, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell where they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not taking into account our previous matches with Iran. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The fact that it was our first world cup! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What did they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those idiots! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look at our world cup qualification group. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | In Lithuania they swim on the pitch in league matches! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Liechtenstein Franksenstein! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, our players are not happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to not win a single fucking match? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they will make up for it in the Euro cup. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck Euro cup! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Platini has ruined it with the Nations League. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even Yugoslavia was lucky to beat Iran in 98 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They needed a miracle free kick from Sinisa. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and at that time he was the best free kick taker in the world! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The only thing left was to lose 8-0 like Saudi Arabia. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have become the laughing stock of the world. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now the Serbians will not stop talking shit. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need a godamn plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just because we have more players in Europe does not mean we are strong. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It just means our players are easier to scout by European clubs. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Last time we were on the world stage we started a fucking world war. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now we can't even leave the group stage? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We need to reform our league. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ah fuck it, who did we think we're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We should have never qualified. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Iran was just too strong. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | After everything we went through... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the war. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We should have never left Yugoslavia. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Under Tito we were a top 5 team in the world! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Everything we have in football is from that era! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Everybody terminate your bigsoccer accounts. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We can't show our faces there anymore. |
