| 00:00 - 00:03 | The season finale of How I Met Your Mother aired this evening. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | After many years, We finally see Ted meet the mother of his children. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unfortunately, Barney and Robin divorce after 3 years. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The mother tragically dies and Ted winds up marrying Robin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nice try |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | April Fool's Day is tomorrow, idiot. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | This is actually what happened on tonight's show. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Barney even knocks a woman up and has a daughter. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who haven't watched every episode of HIMYM from the beginning, get the fuck out, now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking utterly total bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Nine fucking seasons and this is all we have to show for it?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking lazy sadistic writers! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How could they kill the mother off?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 9 seasons & shes fucking dead the whole time! |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | They killed her off and divorce Barney and Robin just so Ted can marry that damn Canadian! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, they didn't work well togeth- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Horse shit! Barney and Robin were legendary together! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Barney was still a lecherous creep. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No he wasn't! He had developed so much in the last seasons! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Until they undid it all! |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | They tore him down and built him up again with a kid for no reason! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Robin and him could have fucking adopted! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is the biggest fucking failure since Dexter and Lost! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I wasn't expecting much after seasons 7 and 8 but nothing this shitty! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But I stuck with the show till the damn end! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And this is the fucking finale us loyal fans get? Fucking monkey shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I bought all the merchandise from CBS. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even The Bro Code and Barney's Get Psyched Mix. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All fucking meaningless now. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Motherfuckers. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How could they subject us to such a shitty and depressing closure to this?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Every rewatching is going to be sad as fuck knowing how this all ends! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Every scene tainted with sadness. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This better be some clever April Fool's joke! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want actual fucking closure and a happy ending! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, at least Lilly & Marshall's lives turned out great. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Do we at least find out where the pineapple came from? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That pineapple has haunted my dreams since the first season. I need to know. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Well, that's it... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This show is a loss to me... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Those writers ruined the one thing I looked forward to on Mondays for a decade. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They shat out a half-assed ending that ruined everything. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No more suiting up.... |
