| 00:00 - 00:03 | You got redt to Tamar, Shira, and Michelle |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | Tamar is really pretty but she lives out in Staten Island |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | Shira is too frum for you no movies or tv |
| 00:11 - 00:17 | I think Michelle is your best option and she lives locally |
| 00:17 - 00:24 | I don't care about those girls. I am going out with Aliza |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | How do I say this? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You didn't get a yes from Aliza |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She left a message with the shadchan this morning |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who did not help me prepare my dating resume, get out of my office. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you kidding me?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is ridiculous! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am the most eligible bachur on the market |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I come from good lineage |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have money |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am good looking |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And I have a great job even in this bad economy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How could Aliza say no to me? That idiot |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, she said you were too yeshivish |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ME?? TOO YESHIVISH, that is complete GARBAGE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, you wear a velvet yarlmulka |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What does my kippa have to do with anything? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I go to R rated movies |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These girls nowadays have their priorities messed up |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They don't know what they want |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't take the shidduch scene anymore. It's driving me mad |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's excuse after excuse |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's all garbage and I am done |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why won't Aliza say yes? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One cup of coffee is all I'm asking for |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This girl says I'm too short |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | This one "does not see it" |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | What does "I don't see it" mean? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Please explain it to me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll explain it |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | You will never see it after one date. Its only 3 hours idiot! |
| 02:49 - 02:56 | If you are having a good time, give the guy a chance |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who cares what school or yeshiva he went to, where he lives, how tall he is, or what kippa he wears? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That's not what makes a successful marriage |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Am I really going to have to join YUConnects? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Is that what my dating life has come down to, YUConnects? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Oh man... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My dating life is awful |
| 03:40 - 03:42 | One last word of advice |
| 03:42 - 03:46 | Don't say no unless you are 1000% sure that you are not going to marry the person |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and if there is even 1% possibility, go out on another date |
| 03:54 - 03:56 | What more can I say? |
