| 00:00 - 00:05 | I know you've heard it before |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | none of us really believe it |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but I'm going to tell you again |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and you don't have to listen |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | but Obama was a great president |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I'm telling you |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | No, really! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And he really loves America |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Kinda like how Hillary loves America |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Seriously, believe me |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and that wasn't Islamist terrorism in Orlando |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | or San Bernardino |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Benghazi was a youtube video |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and Comey is a legit FBI man |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | ISIS was the JV team, too |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Michelle is a woman |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I'm serious |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | That's not a third leg, bro |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | he recruited Mikey to play hoops |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He wouldn't say no |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Just like Larry Sinclair |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Best limo ride ever |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | if you're into that type of thing |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | more youtube videos |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and he was transparent, too |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | like Mikey's evening wear |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | That's not salami! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | you don't want to be hit by that! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | it'll knock your teeth loose! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | What do you think happened to me? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | thwap! thwap! Smack! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Bigger than a Louisville Slugger! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And Obama pretended it wasn't there! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | like we're not supposed to notice! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I'm serious! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | I'm not kidding |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It's bigger than Barack's! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I'm not sure he even has one! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | But Mikey makes up for both! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Bill wanted a cigar ! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Not a purple dress |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | But at least he didn't take the Louisville Slugger! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | You can't blame him |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | He can't compete with Huma! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Cleaning rugs is a priority with The Hag |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | At least it's not Mikey's Fat Bat! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | DC Democrat Days of our Lives! |
