00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone North of the trenches has been evacuated. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The wither was last seen at the mountain, |
00:05 - 00:07 | directly north of Wellington. |
00:08 - 00:12 | 15 Iron Golems have been mobilized to the area, |
00:12 - 00:15 | where Jerahmyah will lead an assault, killing it without civilian casualties. |
00:17 - 00:19 | As long as there is only one of them |
00:19 - 00:21 | and it stays up in the hills. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Another... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Another wither has been reported under the mineshaft inside Wellington. |
00:34 - 00:36 | It will break out any minute. |
00:53 - 00:58 | These people remain: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How in the actual fuck? |
01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck is there one under the mine? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I've been in there more times than any of you can count. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Yet I've never even seen a skeleton. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone has lied to me, even the Squirrel! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I bet he's the slimy fuck that spawned it, |
01:34 - 01:37 | That dickhead would destroy the whole city if he could, |
01:37 - 01:40 | just to piss me off! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, I cannot allow you to speak of the squirrel like that! |
01:42 - 01:46 | He eats acorns! I'll talk about him however I want! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, I don't think he did it. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Everyone knows that he will do anything to piss me off. |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's every day! |
01:56 - 01:57 | He thinks calling me foot boy, |
01:57 - 02:00 | and putting me in a headlock whenever we hang out |
02:00 - 02:03 | somehow makes him less squirrely! |
02:04 - 02:08 | But in fact all it does is make him a faggot! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And all he does is go on Xbox and play Rocket League! |
02:14 - 02:16 | What I should have done in the beginning... |
02:17 - 02:21 | Is take away all his privileges and starve him, like Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I never thought that I would have to do this.. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But we must raid his house |
02:34 - 02:36 | to see if he has wither skulls. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Traitor.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | And I've given him so many chances to just play normally! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Yet of course he takes advantage of my generosity yet again.. |
02:54 - 02:56 | But no, not anymore. |
02:56 - 02:59 | This bullshit won't happen anymore.. |
03:00 - 03:02 | His squirrely antics will cease! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Ionna, your house is still standing. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Now Wellington may be destroyed... |
03:19 - 03:23 | I am unable to lead under these circumstances. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
03:31 - 03:33 | My world.. Is lost. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I will ever let Patrick play on my worlds ever again, |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather blow my brains out. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Do what you want. |