| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Americans are sending a new breed of soldiers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | that raided Area 51 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | If we setup a strong defense |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should be able to hold it down like the Alamo |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but I heard they acquired alien weaponry from the raid at Area 51 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You do realize they lost at |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Alamo, so what kind of plan is this? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | How do I sa- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We're basically screwed at this point |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | This is the best plan we came up with |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | It took all you idiots to come up with a failing plan? Generals stay here.. the rest of you get out.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOLD IT DOWN LIKE THE ALAMO!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | EVEN JAPAN IS DOING BETTER THAN US |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WITH THEIR GAHDAM KAMIKAZE PILOTS ON THE AMERICANS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING GENERALS CAN'T GET IT TOGETHER |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE'RE SCREWED!? THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TO SAY TO ME NOW THAT WE HAD MADE IT THIS FAR |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALIEN WEAPONRY?! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY THIS WAY BEFORE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ALL THIS INTEL WE DID, FOR WHAT? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well at least we found out that aliens exist |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE HELL WITH ALIENS EXISTING |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but maybe we can take their weapons from them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NOT WITH THE PLANS YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING WE CAN'T |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE'RE DONE FOR YOU HEAR ME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE'RE SINKING LIKE THE TITANIC |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | DONE FOR LIKE THOSE KAMIKAZE PILOTS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | DO YOU KNOW WHAT BEING SHOT BY A RAY GUN FEELS LIKE?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I DON'T PAY YOU ALL TO SIT HERE ON YOUR ASS DOING NOTHING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY PROBABLY HAVE UFOs AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY THAN WE DO |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW DO WE HOLD IT DOWN?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SOMEONE ANSWER ME!? HOW!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're like the old civilizations now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just waiting to be conquered by them- |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | these damn alien-armed soldiers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why didn't we find these |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | stupid aliens before any of these Yankees did the raid |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What the hell happened to our ninjas |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I payed good money for them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Were they not part of that Area 51 raid? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or did they get swallowed by the American way |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Well.. they do have good burgers and beers there.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How did it all get to this? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was really looking forward to Oktoberfest |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But now.. I can't... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Have a drink of our own fine beer |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope you all are ready to feel a ray gun in your guts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 'Cause that's all we're getting served to eat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn aliens.. |
