| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright listen up, chief |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The finals race is red hot |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Plenty still having a dip at the 8 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | My Housem8 Boyza and Shogotime have found some form |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And that Big Woman Boner looks a guaranteed top four |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeh righto, cocksucker |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who's on top of the ladder? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Oatesy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You answer this one |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I don't think you'll believe me Sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Marshmellows are top of the league |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're partial to a You Around X message at 3 am then leave this room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE FUCKING MARSHMELLOWS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT FUCKING MARSHMELLOW CUNT? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even that fucking Cheesetown disgrace is meant to be better than that rabble |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Told you he was shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What about Wonaeamirri's Men? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Or is that bastard off eating turtle too? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Soon you'll tell me The Fucking Gargoyles |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | traded Dusty for Tom Phillips or something |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Fucking Gargoyles did just that, Sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT! YOU FUCKING PIN HEADED FUCKING CUNT!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Workbench FC are somehow second too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shove a fucking pencil up your arse you fucking wanker |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fix this mess |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How's last year's winner going? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Premiership Hangover? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That cunt blew everyones head's off last year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If you're telling me he'll miss the 8 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then I will log into Ultimate Footy and change the fucking rules myself |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just like that dog The Mattress did |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and that preview badgering sidekick of his, Might Go On The Boat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How about Busta FC? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Coached by that big strong boy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Who shoved his johnson into the Hawk |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Lucky man |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MARSHMELLOWS DOING AT THE TOP |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Surely that Saints loving freak Jarryn's Darrens were the favourites? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Baz's Windscreen FC |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'd even cop them having a crack at the flag |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even fucking reward YAX for his persistence |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anita, he does it to everyone |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I assume Da Emerging Hoystaz are bottom? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Fucking basketcase of a franchise |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Howd he get a new darl? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Let me make it very clear |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If the Marshmellows win the flag |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | in 2019 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll streak naked around Romanis |
