00:00 - 00:03Alright listen up, chief
00:04 - 00:05The finals race is red hot
00:05 - 00:07Plenty still having a dip at the 8
00:08 - 00:12My Housem8 Boyza and Shogotime have found some form
00:12 - 00:15And that Big Woman Boner looks a guaranteed top four
00:17 - 00:19Yeh righto, cocksucker
00:19 - 00:21Who's on top of the ladder?
00:24 - 00:26Oatesy...
00:27 - 00:28You answer this one
00:31 - 00:33I don't think you'll believe me Sir
00:34 - 00:36The Marshmellows are top of the league
00:53 - 00:58If you're partial to a You Around X message at 3 am then leave this room immediately
01:13 - 01:15THE FUCKING MARSHMELLOWS?
01:15 - 01:17THAT FUCKING MARSHMELLOW CUNT?
01:18 - 01:23Even that fucking Cheesetown disgrace is meant to be better than that rabble
01:25 - 01:28Told you he was shit
01:29 - 01:31What about Wonaeamirri's Men?
01:31 - 01:34Or is that bastard off eating turtle too?
01:34 - 01:37Soon you'll tell me The Fucking Gargoyles
01:37 - 01:40traded Dusty for Tom Phillips or something
01:40 - 01:42The Fucking Gargoyles did just that, Sir
01:42 - 01:46WHAT! YOU FUCKING PIN HEADED FUCKING CUNT!!
01:46 - 01:48Workbench FC are somehow second too
01:48 - 01:52Shove a fucking pencil up your arse you fucking wanker
01:53 - 01:54Fix this mess
01:56 - 01:57How's last year's winner going?
01:57 - 02:00Premiership Hangover?
02:00 - 02:03That cunt blew everyones head's off last year
02:04 - 02:08If you're telling me he'll miss the 8
02:08 - 02:13Then I will log into Ultimate Footy and change the fucking rules myself
02:14 - 02:16Just like that dog The Mattress did
02:17 - 02:21and that preview badgering sidekick of his, Might Go On The Boat
02:27 - 02:29How about Busta FC?
02:30 - 02:34Coached by that big strong boy
02:34 - 02:36Who shoved his johnson into the Hawk
02:41 - 02:42Lucky man
02:43 - 02:47BUT HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MARSHMELLOWS DOING AT THE TOP
02:48 - 02:53Surely that Saints loving freak Jarryn's Darrens were the favourites?
02:54 - 02:56Baz's Windscreen FC
02:56 - 02:59I'd even cop them having a crack at the flag
03:00 - 03:02Even fucking reward YAX for his persistence
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Anita, he does it to everyone
03:14 - 03:16I assume Da Emerging Hoystaz are bottom?
03:19 - 03:23Fucking basketcase of a franchise
03:25 - 03:26Howd he get a new darl?
03:31 - 03:33Let me make it very clear
03:40 - 03:46If the Marshmellows win the flag
03:46 - 03:49in 2019
03:53 - 03:56I'll streak naked around Romanis