00:00 - 00:03With less than a week left
00:04 - 00:05we have every delivery service
00:05 - 00:07ready and waiting,
00:08 - 00:12with an army of temporary workers
00:12 - 00:15paid less than minimum wage.
00:17 - 00:19So we are preparing
00:19 - 00:21to double our profits again this year...
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Bezos...
00:27 - 00:28there's a boycott.
00:31 - 00:33People are angry that we didn't pay taxes
00:34 - 00:36in 2018 on $11.2 billion in profits.
00:53 - 00:58All of you who own a Google Home may leave.
01:13 - 01:15First it was New York City,
01:15 - 01:17the fucking people of New York City,
01:18 - 01:23who would not let me build my glorious second HQ.
01:25 - 01:28Now average Americans are boycotting Prime Day?
01:29 - 01:31What have I done to deserve this?
01:31 - 01:34I've squeezed all the blood out of my workers
01:34 - 01:37and ruined the lives of small business owners
01:37 - 01:40just to double our earnings last year.
01:40 - 01:42Because of President Trump's tax reform...
01:42 - 01:46Trump knows better than anyone about tax loopholes.
01:46 - 01:48Mr. Bezos, Americans pay more than ever.
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a rat's ass about Americans!
01:53 - 01:54I am not made of money.
01:56 - 01:57What about the lobbyists in DC
01:57 - 02:00and the members of Congress;
02:00 - 02:03Do you think it's cheap to buy-off politicians?
02:04 - 02:08And Trump should know better than anyone
02:08 - 02:13that I may lose half of my goddamned fortune
02:14 - 02:16in a settlement with MacKenzie.
02:17 - 02:21And now Epstein's in jail: Don't get me started!
02:27 - 02:29Think of all the research money spent
02:30 - 02:34on high-tech delivery drones just so some redneck
02:34 - 02:36can get beers while he is fishing.
02:41 - 02:42The Far Right
02:43 - 02:47are not keeping up their end of the bargain
02:48 - 02:53to keep the makers of Tiki Torches and black armbands in business
02:54 - 02:56not to mention all the patriotic stuff
02:56 - 02:59that Trump has made in China, like those atrocious
03:00 - 03:02red hats that say Make America Great Again!
03:04 - 03:07You can still wear your Chinese-made Trump clothes.
03:14 - 03:16Sure, we got $129 million in
03:19 - 03:23Federal tax rebates for 2018, but the result
03:25 - 03:26could mean layoffs
03:31 - 03:33after a successful Amazon Prime Day boycott.
03:40 - 03:46Whatever you do, don't mention the boycott on Twitter
03:46 - 03:49or share it on other social networks.
03:53 - 03:56The last thing we need is this to go viral.