| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Lord, we now have a high alert situation. |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Danger is imminent... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The crops are low here and there... |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | From this region in the North, and as far as this region in the South... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | there is no way for this distribution plant to succeed at this level of production. |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | Okay, Im not worried... |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | because... she is currently indisposed. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We, uh.... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Weve just received word that Connies been brought home... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and is in good health. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | If you were rooting for her... get... out... right... this second. |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | This can't be the truth! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You better be telling me the truth! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All of those people out there in the hall and around the world rooting for her... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and we just received word she is home. |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | She better not be home! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We were almost caught up with orders, yes yes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | until some doctor decided she was in good health |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | neither of you could convince him to make her stay! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | She was convinced that she was better and wouldn't stop pulling herself off of the bed... |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | Then you FIGHT, young one! Force her to stay there! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Lord... this woman has the strength of a lioness. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This woman is FOUR foot ELEVEN and 3 quarters! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | She's half your size! |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | It's not like you're fighting |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | a healthy person who has been lifting weights |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | for the past decade, you complete idiot! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we have to find these women who are growing these coffee beans |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and reprimand them for this extreme addiction they have caused, and break their legs! |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | It's made her heart indestructible! |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | We must burn down the farms that grow these beans... and stat! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For me and the rest of us... |
| 02:29 - 02:33 | In order for our hearts... our hearts to feel the same. |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | We must keep the beans to ourselves. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Whatever the cost... |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | She must not use those beans, ground up in the pods! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Especially that dreaded Nespresso machine she obsesses over! |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | For each of you know what will happen... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If those pods connect with the water and flow into the mug... |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | and the caffeine flows through those veins! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | It's ok... It's only naff naff. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Her heart has proven strong... |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | It's just... you should be ashamed of yourselves... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | becase you lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Her drinking... is inevitable. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You now see that no doctor, from here to the end of the earth, will EVER be able to take her coffee away. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | unless we can halt production. |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | Go, burn the farms to the ground. |
