00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Slack we have your evening planned |
00:04 - 00:05 | The pub crawl is set |
00:05 - 00:07 | You will start here |
00:08 - 00:12 | and continue to each bar |
00:12 - 00:15 | and finish your night here |
00:17 - 00:19 | That looks good |
00:19 - 00:21 | It has been too long since I drank with Tbone |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Slack |
00:27 - 00:28 | Tbone |
00:31 - 00:33 | Tbone isn't coming |
00:34 - 00:36 | He has plans with Sara |
00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever told Tbone getting married was a good idea get out! |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck happened to Tbone |
01:15 - 01:17 | He used to drink with his friends |
01:18 - 01:23 | He golfed, he hung out, he was a regular guy |
01:25 - 01:28 | Now that he is married |
01:29 - 01:31 | He has turned into a bitch |
01:31 - 01:34 | His head is so far up Sara's ass |
01:34 - 01:37 | He knows what she had for lunch |
01:37 - 01:40 | Its pathetic he shouldn't even call himself a man |
01:40 - 01:42 | Chris, he loves his wife very much |
01:42 - 01:46 | Loves his wife my fucking ass...Fuck that shit |
01:46 - 01:48 | Chris love is about sacrifice |
01:48 - 01:52 | You say love one more time I rip your fucking head off |
01:53 - 01:54 | A man is a man |
01:56 - 01:57 | He doesn't abandon his friends |
01:57 - 02:00 | He makes time for them no matter what |
02:00 - 02:03 | Even if it lands him in the doghouse for a month |
02:04 - 02:08 | This bullshit has been fucking with me for months |
02:08 - 02:13 | Whens the last time he spent a night out with the guys |
02:14 - 02:16 | Its been 2 fucking years |
02:17 - 02:21 | I cant take this shit of fucking over bros for the wife |
02:27 - 02:29 | He's not Tbone anymore |
02:30 - 02:34 | He needs a new nickname that is fitting of his new self |
02:34 - 02:36 | Fitting of the female traits he exhibits |
02:41 - 02:42 | He cant be Tbone anymore |
02:43 - 02:47 | What kind of pussy food do women eat all the time |
02:48 - 02:53 | You go out and you want a steak but NO... |
02:54 - 02:56 | They want a fucking healthy option |
02:56 - 02:59 | If he wants to be a bitch he can be a bitch |
03:00 - 03:02 | Let him be known as fucking Tunafish |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Tuna will still be there for Sunday tea |
03:14 - 03:16 | Tbone is dead to me |
03:19 - 03:23 | I have no choice but to find another wing man |
03:25 - 03:26 | Call Pasley |
03:31 - 03:33 | Molly should be out of town |
03:40 - 03:46 | At least when he is solo he has a little bit of a sack |
03:46 - 03:49 | Not like that fucking Tunafish |
03:53 - 03:56 | Make the call |