00:01 - 00:06Jacke Jackson: Sir so youre trying to tell me that i got pulled over because..
00:06 - 00:10I was speeding and recklessly driving?
00:10 - 00:12In my opinion i didnt anything at all.
00:14 - 00:16Well. We saw you speed over at Market.
00:16 - 00:19Alexander Webster: Sir are you resisting?
00:19 - 00:21Jacke Jackson: No sir. Continue.
00:21 - 00:26Alexander Webster: We will have to issue a ticket for speeding.
00:26 - 00:27And..
00:27 - 00:32Probadly take your driving license aswell.
00:32 - 00:35You cannot be driving like this. You might kill someone.
00:35 - 00:40Jacke Jackson: *Giggles*
00:41 - 00:46Im sorry sir. Im crying because im going to lose my driving license.
00:46 - 00:50So can you please tell me how much the ticket will cost?
00:50 - 00:54Jacke Jackson: *dies*
00:55 - 00:57Sir are you on drugs?
00:58 - 01:00No. Im just laughing about a joke my..
01:01 - 01:05friend told me yesterday. Uhh.
01:05 - 01:11So am i allowed to get a new driving license?
01:11 - 01:16Yes ofcourse you can. But next time if you get it taken away it will be harder.
01:16 - 01:17Mhm.
01:17 - 01:20And if i see you little coon driving like that again ill
01:20 - 01:21Pff
01:20 - 01:23make sure to get you jailed.
01:23 - 01:25And make sure you get fined alot.
01:25 - 01:27You will probadly drop the soap in jail.
01:27 - 01:39Jacke Jackson: *Dies*
01:39 - 01:43Sir if you continue laughing ill taze you.
01:43 - 01:44Sir can you shut up?
01:44 - 01:47There is nothing funny going on.
01:47 - 01:47I cant
01:47 - 01:49I think ill arrest him.
01:49 - 01:51Im very sorry. I just imagined something
01:51 - 01:54really funny that my friend told me yesterday.
01:54 - 01:55I understand.
01:55 - 01:59That ill get my license taken away.
01:58 - 02:04So how much was that ticket going to be?
02:04 - 02:07Because im not sure if i got alot of cash on me right now
02:07 - 02:07Cuz..
02:09 - 02:14Mark Watney: Sir get out of the vehicle with your hands up!
02:14 - 02:20If you resist you will go to jail for failure to comply.
02:18 - 02:22Hello chief Mark. How are you?
02:22 - 02:24Shut the fuck up Alexander.
02:25 - 02:27Why sir?
02:27 - 02:29Or ill fire you.
02:29 - 02:31You little coon.
02:31 - 02:33Do you want to lose your job?
02:33 - 02:35Now Jackson. Get out of the car.
02:35 - 02:38Yes im going out now. Sorry for resisting.
02:39 - 02:42*Imagine if there was Voice Chat in ULRP*
02:42 - 02:44*It would be fucking hilarious*
02:44 - 02:46*Imagine a squeaker pulling you over*
02:46 - 02:51*And screaming put your hands up*
02:51 - 02:54*I hope that yall enjoyed