| 00:01 - 00:06 | Jacke Jackson: Sir so youre trying to tell me that i got pulled over because.. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | I was speeding and recklessly driving? |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | In my opinion i didnt anything at all. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Well. We saw you speed over at Market. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Alexander Webster: Sir are you resisting? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jacke Jackson: No sir. Continue. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Alexander Webster: We will have to issue a ticket for speeding. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | And.. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | Probadly take your driving license aswell. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | You cannot be driving like this. You might kill someone. |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | Jacke Jackson: *Giggles* |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Im sorry sir. Im crying because im going to lose my driving license. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | So can you please tell me how much the ticket will cost? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | Jacke Jackson: *dies* |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | Sir are you on drugs? |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | No. Im just laughing about a joke my.. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | friend told me yesterday. Uhh. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | So am i allowed to get a new driving license? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | Yes ofcourse you can. But next time if you get it taken away it will be harder. |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Mhm. |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | And if i see you little coon driving like that again ill |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | Pff |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | make sure to get you jailed. |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | And make sure you get fined alot. |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | You will probadly drop the soap in jail. |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | Jacke Jackson: *Dies* |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Sir if you continue laughing ill taze you. |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | Sir can you shut up? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | There is nothing funny going on. |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | I cant |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I think ill arrest him. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Im very sorry. I just imagined something |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | really funny that my friend told me yesterday. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | I understand. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | That ill get my license taken away. |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | So how much was that ticket going to be? |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Because im not sure if i got alot of cash on me right now |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | Cuz.. |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Mark Watney: Sir get out of the vehicle with your hands up! |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | If you resist you will go to jail for failure to comply. |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | Hello chief Mark. How are you? |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Shut the fuck up Alexander. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Why sir? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or ill fire you. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | You little coon. |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Do you want to lose your job? |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Now Jackson. Get out of the car. |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Yes im going out now. Sorry for resisting. |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | *Imagine if there was Voice Chat in ULRP* |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | *It would be fucking hilarious* |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | *Imagine a squeaker pulling you over* |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | *And screaming put your hands up* |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | *I hope that yall enjoyed |
