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Great Expectations
A tale of the Bury's 2019 season. A tale of woe. Bring back Martin Jones.

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00:00 - 00:03Today we've got three easy games again
00:04 - 00:051's at home to Berkhampstead
00:05 - 00:072's away at Stevenage
00:08 - 00:12The 3's are at home to Hertingfordbury
00:12 - 00:15I think each team will be home at 5pm with 90 points in the bag
00:17 - 00:19How did we do last week?
00:19 - 00:21We must have taken 90 points easily
00:24 - 00:26JK
00:27 - 00:28We
00:31 - 00:33We picked up 15 bonus points
00:34 - 00:36Between all 3 teams
00:53 - 00:58Everyone can leave but Coach Dan, Shanners and Benters
01:13 - 01:15You said this season would be easy!
01:15 - 01:173 teams promoted, no danger
01:18 - 01:23You said the teams in the league above would be worse than last year
01:25 - 01:28You said we'd walk it
01:29 - 01:31That you'd improve over winter
01:31 - 01:34We pay you to have a plan
01:34 - 01:37Not to simply state that 'stats don't lie'
01:37 - 01:40How are they supposed to improve their already terrible games?
01:40 - 01:42JK I told you that we'll be better as the pitches get flatter
01:42 - 01:46We can't score over 150
01:46 - 01:48JK, JT will find form
01:48 - 01:52The boy could find the runs after a night at the rat
01:53 - 01:54Where is our backbone
01:56 - 01:57What are you coaching these boys?
01:57 - 02:00To throw their wickets away?!
02:00 - 02:03To play loose strokes early doors?!
02:04 - 02:08Keep going this way and you won't have a career for much longer
02:08 - 02:13I'll see to it that Sawbo don't even take you back
02:14 - 02:16All 3 teams promoted
02:17 - 02:21I've never heard such BS in my career
02:27 - 02:29At least we still have GBarb
02:30 - 02:34He is a light, a light amidst a vacuum of darkness
02:34 - 02:36He plays for the green and gold peacock
02:41 - 02:42Snarsey is good too
02:43 - 02:47A club stalwart, who put the badge first at all costs
02:48 - 02:53Need I mention Nick Sheffield
02:54 - 02:56The third XI's finest seamer
02:56 - 02:59And most importantly at least we have the Russian guiding the ship
03:00 - 03:02But apparently it's an easy job running the team according to Rudkin and O'Gorman?!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Mike, don't listen to him
03:14 - 03:16I remember a brighter day
03:19 - 03:23When we knew where we stood
03:25 - 03:26The future was bleak
03:31 - 03:33But the Fosters was good
03:40 - 03:46First order of business: we call Mako, Buzz and James Scarborough
03:46 - 03:49"With good availability we may be able to win these leagues still"
03:53 - 03:56Fat chance