| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today we've got three easy games again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 1's at home to Berkhampstead |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 2's away at Stevenage |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The 3's are at home to Hertingfordbury |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I think each team will be home at 5pm with 90 points in the bag |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How did we do last week? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We must have taken 90 points easily |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | JK |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We picked up 15 bonus points |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Between all 3 teams |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone can leave but Coach Dan, Shanners and Benters |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said this season would be easy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 3 teams promoted, no danger |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said the teams in the league above would be worse than last year |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You said we'd walk it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That you'd improve over winter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We pay you to have a plan |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not to simply state that 'stats don't lie' |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How are they supposed to improve their already terrible games? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | JK I told you that we'll be better as the pitches get flatter |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We can't score over 150 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | JK, JT will find form |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The boy could find the runs after a night at the rat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where is our backbone |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What are you coaching these boys? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To throw their wickets away?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To play loose strokes early doors?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Keep going this way and you won't have a career for much longer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll see to it that Sawbo don't even take you back |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All 3 teams promoted |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've never heard such BS in my career |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we still have GBarb |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He is a light, a light amidst a vacuum of darkness |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He plays for the green and gold peacock |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Snarsey is good too |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A club stalwart, who put the badge first at all costs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Need I mention Nick Sheffield |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The third XI's finest seamer |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And most importantly at least we have the Russian guiding the ship |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But apparently it's an easy job running the team according to Rudkin and O'Gorman?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Mike, don't listen to him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I remember a brighter day |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When we knew where we stood |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The future was bleak |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But the Fosters was good |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | First order of business: we call Mako, Buzz and James Scarborough |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "With good availability we may be able to win these leagues still" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fat chance |
