00:00 - 00:03The Defence Forces are losing people everywhere
00:04 - 00:05The Army is on it's knees
00:05 - 00:07Baldonnel Aerodrome is almost grounded
00:08 - 00:12The Aircraft Technicians are packing up their tools
00:12 - 00:15At this rate, planes and helicopters won't be able to take off
00:17 - 00:19It'll be grand,
00:19 - 00:21The Naval Service are still in good shape
00:24 - 00:26My Minister...
00:27 - 00:28The Naval Service...
00:31 - 00:33The Navy just tied up two ships
00:34 - 00:36There's 9 ships, but only crews for 6.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except Quinn, Mooney, and Murphy, leave.
01:13 - 01:15Are you kidding me!?!?!
01:15 - 01:17Are you actually kidding me?!?!
01:18 - 01:23They tied up TWO FECKING SHIPS?!?!
01:25 - 01:28Who the feck gave that order?
01:29 - 01:31I want a fecking name!!
01:31 - 01:34Why aren't those ships at sea?
01:34 - 01:37Just chuck anyone on them and get them launched
01:37 - 01:40What's the fecking difficulty here?!?!?
01:40 - 01:42My Minister, we need technically qualified people..
01:42 - 01:46Get the fecking ships out to sea. For Feck's Sake!!
01:46 - 01:48My Minister, who's going to work the engine room?
01:48 - 01:52That's not a 'me' problem is it?
01:53 - 01:54It's a 'YOU' Problem!
01:56 - 01:57You put bodies on a ship
01:57 - 02:00You put the ship out to sea
02:00 - 02:03And if anyone asks, it's on Patrol.
02:04 - 02:08No one asks questions, when the ships aren't in port.
02:08 - 02:13But if you leave two ships just sitting there in Cork, empty
02:14 - 02:16It's Parliamentary Questions up the Ying-Yang!!
02:17 - 02:21That little wannabe Jack Chambers will be all over me in the Dail
02:27 - 02:29I need to be able to shoot him down
02:30 - 02:34Some witty one liner, that shuts him up
02:34 - 02:36and gets me out of this mess.
02:41 - 02:42The Chief of Staff
02:43 - 02:47I'll throw that fecker under the bus so fast, they'll call him 'speed bump'
02:48 - 02:53Because I am not to blame for this mess
02:54 - 02:56it was Shatter who started all this.
02:56 - 02:59Him and his stupid "ReOrg"
03:00 - 03:02Everyone told him it wouldn't work!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, we'll still get pay rises
03:14 - 03:16Leo is going to wade in on this
03:19 - 03:23All of a sudden pretending to care about Defence
03:25 - 03:26What a joke
03:31 - 03:33The joke's on me
03:40 - 03:46As Junior Minister, I'm just a punching bag for the opposition and media
03:46 - 03:49Leo is the real Minister for Defence
03:53 - 03:56He gets away with doing nothing