| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Defence Forces are losing people everywhere |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Army is on it's knees |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Baldonnel Aerodrome is almost grounded |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Aircraft Technicians are packing up their tools |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | At this rate, planes and helicopters won't be able to take off |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It'll be grand, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Naval Service are still in good shape |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Minister... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Naval Service... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Navy just tied up two ships |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's 9 ships, but only crews for 6. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Quinn, Mooney, and Murphy, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you kidding me!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you actually kidding me?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They tied up TWO FECKING SHIPS?!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the feck gave that order? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want a fecking name!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why aren't those ships at sea? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just chuck anyone on them and get them launched |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What's the fecking difficulty here?!?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Minister, we need technically qualified people.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get the fecking ships out to sea. For Feck's Sake!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Minister, who's going to work the engine room? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's not a 'me' problem is it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's a 'YOU' Problem! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You put bodies on a ship |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You put the ship out to sea |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And if anyone asks, it's on Patrol. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No one asks questions, when the ships aren't in port. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But if you leave two ships just sitting there in Cork, empty |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's Parliamentary Questions up the Ying-Yang!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That little wannabe Jack Chambers will be all over me in the Dail |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need to be able to shoot him down |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Some witty one liner, that shuts him up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and gets me out of this mess. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Chief of Staff |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll throw that fecker under the bus so fast, they'll call him 'speed bump' |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Because I am not to blame for this mess |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | it was Shatter who started all this. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Him and his stupid "ReOrg" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Everyone told him it wouldn't work! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we'll still get pay rises |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Leo is going to wade in on this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All of a sudden pretending to care about Defence |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What a joke |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The joke's on me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | As Junior Minister, I'm just a punching bag for the opposition and media |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Leo is the real Minister for Defence |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He gets away with doing nothing |
