| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the booths have been unpacked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | all signage is posted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we have Anglr trackers here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | most of the vendors have hit the bars early |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in these areas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good they're going to need it for the days ahead |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | lots of fanboys and prostaffers to deal with |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Woo tungsten, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Woo tungsten.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Woo has announced it will give out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 500 pro staff positions on Day 1 alone |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone on a prostaff with dogs, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The show is supposed to be about |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | promoting new, innovative products. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Game Changers!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not giving every person with a rod a sponsorship, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | special edition themed kayaks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | or baits that look like damn spiders |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | do they really think a bass |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | is going to hit that?!?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My furher they released promo videos |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Promo videos? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They were very convincing up close shots |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | its a farce to sell more products |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | so they don't end up collecting |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | dust at Dicks! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When will these vendors bring exciting |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | new innovations to my show? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We need to grow the sport not make it look good |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | thats the job of the bikini models with their fish bras. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I wanted was a rudder for my bonafide. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not a dang spiderman themed kayak..... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | at least the fusion looked good |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that is what the anglers wanted all along, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | camo bonafides. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now we have to deal with a |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | bigger torqeedo on these plastic boats |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | what ever happened to man powered?!?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | in my day we used a paddle! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and now vibe says they've ended the game |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | damn Marvel marketing rip off! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok the Mirage drive 360 will cheer him up... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone posted the patent for the new |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | mirage drive 5 days early, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | completely ruined the moment. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Perhaps next year will be better, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | at least we don't have to give yeti another |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | award for a damn bucket. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking vibe..... |
