00:01 - 00:07 | Kære landsmænd og parti kammerater! Her en en nyhed omkring vores store leder Kim Jong Un! |
00:08 - 00:13 | I dag kom han forbi TV studiet og fortalte at hans røv kløede vildt meget! |
00:14 - 00:18 | Og så trak han bukserne ned og bad mig om at klø hans røv! |
00:19 - 00:20 | Ooooohh..hvilken ære, hvilket stort øjeblik! |
00:21 - 00:23 | Og nu lugter min fingre af hans guddommelige røv, jeg vil aldrig vaske dem mere! |
00:24 - 00:30 | Spred nyheden til hele verden, og at jeg, Kim Syng-En-Sang, har haft denne utrolige ære! |
00:31 - 00:35 | As Raising Achievement Leader for year 11, it is important that you all do as I say |
00:36 - 00:38 | Your predictions are shit and all the boys can get A grades |
00:39 - 00:42 | The Murry boy on the other hand is the devil, he will never amount to anything. |
00:43 - 00:46 | The English department has let us down for too long |
00:46 - 00:49 | when we start with my curriculum there will be no more Man and Mouse, maths will rule everything. |
00:49 - 00:52 | John Kerr agrees with everything i say, although he doesn't know it yet. |