00:01 - 00:06 | We are here with the PM and Sir Christopher Pyne to talk about the Coalition's latest policy ideas. |
00:06 - 00:10 | Christopher, or should I call you Lady Pyney Whiney |
00:10 - 00:12 | What the fuck? Seriously? |
00:14 - 00:16 | uh...That's Sir Christopher |
00:16 - 00:19 | Of the order of Knobcunts |
00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me, Sir Tony. |
00:21 - 00:26 | The Australian Order of the Knobcunts of the Front Bench |
00:26 - 00:27 | Continue.. |
00:27 - 00:32 | We borrowed the Delorean and are going back to good ole 1955 |
00:32 - 00:35 | It will be Sir Clive |
00:35 - 00:40 | and Dame Gina |
00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Are they fucking serious? |
00:46 - 00:50 | So you were saying, Sir Tony... um. Dame Edna... |
00:50 - 00:54 | |
00:55 - 00:57 | We were hoping to knight the Neighbours cast |
00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Am I on Candid Camera? |
01:01 - 01:05 | I mean no disrespect to the Knights of the Order of Knobcunts |
01:05 - 01:11 | You were saying that the Coalition front bench will be knighted |
01:11 - 01:16 | Yes, it's for services against Climate Change action |
01:16 - 01:17 | Mhm.. |
01:17 - 01:20 | And for me.. |
01:20 - 01:21 | For solving the Syria crisis |
01:20 - 01:23 | It's baddies v baddies |
01:23 - 01:25 | And for telling Australian houswives to iron more |
01:25 - 01:27 | I am the Minister for Women after all... |
01:27 - 01:39 | (help me...I'm going to wet my pants.. I think I just laid a log in this chair) |
01:39 - 01:43 | This is no laughing matter. I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate. |
01:43 - 01:44 | I am Sir Tony |
01:44 - 01:47 | Minister for Women |
01:47 - 01:47 | Yes, and I Lady Pyne |
01:47 - 01:49 | You mean Sir Pyne |
01:49 - 01:51 | This is Australia going forward |
01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please. |
01:54 - 01:55 | Excuse me, Sir Tone |
01:55 - 01:59 | Now we'll go to the public..um.. |
01:58 - 02:04 | And take some questions for you..um.. |
02:04 - 02:07 | Yes, you sir. Ask the knights about anything.. |
02:07 - 02:07 | Anything |
02:09 - 02:14 | Yes, Sir Clive Palmer here |
02:14 - 02:20 | I have been knighted for services to corporate welfare |
02:18 - 02:22 | You're my mate Sir Clive |
02:22 - 02:24 | Mates don't tax mates |
02:25 - 02:27 | I just ate the CFMEU bargaining agreement |
02:27 - 02:29 | Good. They're not getting knighthoods |
02:29 - 02:31 | Dame Gina and I want to own all the media in Australia |
02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
02:33 - 02:35 | They want to own the land and the media? |
02:35 - 02:38 | This is crazy |
02:39 - 02:42 | Well, Sir Tony has spoken. Ni Ni Ni. |
02:42 - 02:44 | And that's it for Q&A today |
02:44 - 02:46 | It seems that indeed we have gone back to 1955 |
02:46 - 02:51 | Until next time, this is Sir Richie Benaud |
02:51 - 02:54 | Signing off from the privatised ABC. |