| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Royal Alloy has finally shipped |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they're expecting brisk sales |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and these dealers already have bikes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | POC Phil has already dropped a podcast about them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And even Modern Vespa has been talking about them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You are mistaken |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Royal Alloy is bullshit. It'll never sell. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dealers are seeing traffic |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And are excited |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I think they look great. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and might buy one in a few weeks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone whose first bike was a Stella leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | the fucking thing looks like a sasauge |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | someone wrapped around a shitty chinese scooter |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | made of garbage and only morons would buy one |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These things will be all over rallies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | like those fucking garbage Stellas |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I swear to god I'll tell the first guy who rides |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | one to my rally to fucking leave! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They don't know anything about vintage bikes! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They will revive rallies with new blood! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They won't know any Northern Soul or Ska! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think Northern Soul is played out |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What did you fucking say? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll burn your flight jacket |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and your back patch with it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Northern Soul is Played out!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Next you'll say First Wave Ska is boring |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have to listen to the same music at every rally |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because that's what people have always done! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That's what this shit is all about |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Pretending we're all living in the fucking seventies |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Like some perpetual peter pan bullshit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's the center of my being |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My very reason to exist. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's what makes me cool |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am the Ace Face |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sting in Quadrophenia |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That shit was amazing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Bank holidays, fighting rockers all that bullshit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not that Third Wave Ska crap |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, No Doubt is good music |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Is there no way to stop the Royal Alloy? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To get those new guys to buy old P125's? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Suffer like we did |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Rebuild motors again and again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Break down every time they ride |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Probably not |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They'll all have full sleeves in six months. |
