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Hitler Talks Prevent plant and Marketing
Hitler Gets fed up with his employees surfing agtalk all day and not planting.

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00:00 - 00:03We Have corn here
00:04 - 00:05Here
00:05 - 00:07And Here
00:08 - 00:12Prevent plant corn here
00:12 - 00:15And Centuryfarmer has corn here
00:17 - 00:19Are you sure that's corn?
00:19 - 00:21It looks like beans to me
00:24 - 00:26He said on agtalk it was corn
00:27 - 00:28We think It's corn also
00:31 - 00:33Sir the USDA Report just came out
00:34 - 00:36It said 91.7 Million acres of corn
00:53 - 00:58Will everyone that said corn is going to $5 please stay in the room
01:13 - 01:15What were you thinking!!!
01:15 - 01:17We should have been emptying the bins!!
01:18 - 01:23But no, Everyone was on Agtalk Looking at Forks!!!
01:25 - 01:28We should have been Hauling Corn with all the trucks!!!
01:29 - 01:31But no, You guys got greedy waiting on $5 corn!!!
01:31 - 01:34There was no Line at the ethanol plant all Week
01:34 - 01:37The price was $4.44!!
01:37 - 01:40It's the highest It's been in 4 years!!!
01:40 - 01:42But Sir, The Analysts were sure they would lower the acres
01:42 - 01:46Don't you know the USDA don't care about the farmer!!!
01:46 - 01:48We thought it was going to be different this time
01:48 - 01:52I don't pay you to think!!
01:53 - 01:54I pay you to put a Crop in the ground!!
01:56 - 01:57And you failed to do that as well
01:57 - 02:00What are we going to tell our landlords
02:00 - 02:03When we have no crop planted on their farm??
02:04 - 02:08The Prevent plant won't even cover the rent!!
02:08 - 02:13The neighbors got all theirs planted!!!
02:14 - 02:16While you guys drew forks on a chart!!!
02:17 - 02:21From here on out you guys are not in charge of Marketing!!
02:27 - 02:29We are going to Clean the planters up
02:30 - 02:34And put them away.
02:34 - 02:36It's the 29th of June
02:41 - 02:42It's way too late for corn
02:43 - 02:47Next year we're coming out with guns loaded to put in a crop
02:48 - 02:53We're Buying the biggest planter we can find
02:54 - 02:56We're not getting caught in this mess again!!
02:56 - 02:59We're going to watch Eric Snodgrass's weather forecast every day!!!
03:00 - 03:02We will plant in the rain if we have to!!!
03:04 - 03:07It's Ok, He doesn't know you longed the board before the report
03:14 - 03:16Go Get the semi's ready
03:19 - 03:23We're going to Start Hauling corn tomorrow
03:25 - 03:26I don't care what the Price is
03:31 - 03:33We need the money to pay bills and rent
03:40 - 03:46Call Coup and get the Dicamba and round up to clean up the PP acres
03:46 - 03:49The Waterhemp is 3' tall
03:53 - 03:56Where's the beer....