| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have found game shops stocking Crash Of The Titans games, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they have a complete new design. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With new gameplay, character voices and personalities. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have heard of these new games. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just remove them before they're sold. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've already sold almost 1 million copies. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The children, they didn't know. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have a child that bought one of these games unwittingly to it's disgrace - Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is going on?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | These new games sicken me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am a classic, Naughty Dog fan. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The children of today will grow up knowing none of that. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They'll grow up with these money grabbing corporations! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Activision Blizzard and all their bullshit! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Stupid war games, no fun. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With no lovely characters and no platforming. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Crash Bandicoot is still playable on your PS1, Sir. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT NO NEW GAMES FOR ME! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, some people make fan games. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The new characters are ugly! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DISGUSTING DESIGNS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They're not the same! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not the beautiful Naughty Dog characters. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But ugly, stupid games! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't believe they are selling this awful vomit-enducing game. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tiny is gay, and he's wearing an army uniform! - FUCKING MIKE TYSON VOICE. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They just had to shred the good to pieces! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They made N.Gin a schizophrenic emo! - A fucking Igor character to Cortex! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Cortex isn't even evil... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Coco's a dumb blonde, not a genius! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Uka Uka's a rabbit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How can they do this? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They couldn't just continue it how it was...They had to put their own STAMP ON IT! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They wanted to reboot and ruin all the characters, and they did that. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Crash has tattoos! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Since when could fur be tattooed?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's supposed to have nice little brown gloves! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda, they'll bring him back. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I'll just replay the old games... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It doesn't look like there'll be a real Crash game in a while... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Poor Crash. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It was good, while it lasted. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for evidence of a new game. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want everyone to sign a petition to bring Crash back to normal. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe that'll help... |
