| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have continued to reduce driver pay. |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | We've removed Multiplier Surge |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and removed Boost Zones as well. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our "Driver Partners" have protested about the rate cuts, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in L.A. and worldwide as well. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just ignore those drivers. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Focus everything on our IPO. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | California |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | California state Assembly has passed AB5. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Drivers will no longer be ICs. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Those who think drivers deserve: Fair wages and basic labor protections...GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking AB5! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Gavin Newsom better not sign that shit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How will I explain this to our stockholders and investors?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Didn't we just install a new CEO at Uber?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We also released PR stunts! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "We Do The Right Thing" commercials! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We even explained to the drivers that lower rates... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Means more earnings! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer we could actually "Do The Right Thing" |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We "Do The Right Thing" for "us" and never the driver! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer we could make an in-app Petition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And ask drivers for what?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "Protect your flexibility"?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't think those scum drivers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | would buy our propaganda anymore |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | even if Goebbels himself wrote it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We already lost our battle in NY! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Minimum wage and driver cap! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We cannot lose California! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We're supposed to be better now that we removed Travis! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want our stock price to soar... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and actually make profit. Lots of profit! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Cutting driver pay means PROFIT! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Those drivers... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Isn't in-app tipping enough?! What about a redesigned app? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Those tough talkin' mucho macho super duper |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Uber drivin' duuuudes! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Should I actually have to |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | bring back Travis? That idiot?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he's only kidding |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Did I just say "bring back Travis"? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If Gov. Newsom signs AB5... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | then we've lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick better not. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We would then have to pay fair wages |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and treat drivers with respect... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Give Travis his position back. |
