| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ray, we will need you to take Austin to work |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | then take Sebastian to school |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then take mom to Malibu |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but you'll have to wait for her |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | because Monge isn't home to give her a ride |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then I can go home |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and play Zelda Breath of the Wild |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | and then... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | then you have to... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have to pick up the girls from school |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they have a noon dismissal day |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone without a license, a car, or owns a brand new car leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My CAR is going to BLOW UP! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's going to explode all over the 405 fwy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No one gives a shite about my car |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Felina wrecked it and she doesn't care to fix it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | for God's sake it's been a year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then everyone takes it without asking |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | driving all over Los Angeles |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and never putting gas in it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I have put gas in your car |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ONCE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It has been more than once |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What about yesterday? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I had to go to my UCLA class |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | but there was not enough gas |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so I had to spend my last $10 on gas |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now I have no money for Dodger tickets |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and I won't be working until who knows when |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | because of Fucking Pam! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even though there's no way I will go over on my hours. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then to top it off they're giving away free food at work when I'm not there. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Can't you all understand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a simple man that loves comics and video games |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but everyone attacks me for that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And this year I think |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we really have a chance at the World Series |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but I won't have a penny to buy tickets |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because it'll all go to my car |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | oil changes, gas, and maintenance |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and it'll still have a fucked up bumper |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you almost have enough |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But no one else can get the girls |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | So, it does fall onto me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am their Uncle |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I will require payment |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Marisol will have to make me Dragon Ball cake pops |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's all, I'll pick them up. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Raggle Fraggle |
