| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, the latest scouts are reporting that new seedling stock |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | has just arrived at Bunnings, locations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | North Shore and Fairfield Waters |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | reports are in that the variety is excellent |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we can expect rare super hot varieties, like 7 pots and ghosts |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | the peasants buying them will end up with jalapenos |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | or birds eyes not to worry |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the plants... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the plants we bought were mostly infested with aphids |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | also being severely rootbound upon inspection |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone that is not growing their own plants from seed leave the room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I f%cking knew it |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you were told to stop going to Bunnings |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | buying this absolute overpriced garbage |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | the SS will have a field day with this nonsense |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the mites will infest all of the other crop |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | have you no clue about plant disease |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | do they even use lime sulfur |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | their own product, and they still allow them to succumb to disease |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir, it is ultimately the growers responsibility |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | nonsense, this is absolute shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we can treat them after purchase |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | what will you say next |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | why don't we just remove all the damaged leaves |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | what do they think we are, miracle workers? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we are already growing rare super hot plants |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and you people suggest we baby this |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | absolute bullshit back to health |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I should have just saved all of those seeds from the Coles Carolina Reaper |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we need to order more seeds from Chilli Seedz |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | if my favourites are out of stock, because of Stalin.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | get the superhot pack varieties immediately |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my tollerance is too strong to only get |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | birds eyes and jalapenos |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | for the third time in a row |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we need more chocolate super hots |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | not this weak mild scoville shit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | why am I the only one who is craving an endorphin rush |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want to be in absolute pain and agony |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | on the shitter tomorrow, sweating |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry, we still have habanero powders from last season |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we will just have to order more seeds |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | only from Chilli Seedz |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I think I still remember my username and password |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | if not contact Trevor and Rebecca |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | hope and pray the Chocoalte Reapers are still in stock |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | no more Bunning's lotteries |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | also get me a Superhot chilli display poster |
