| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's 8.40 and only 8 out of 24 13JSO have arrived! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Most will be here soon if they can be arsed! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Students are preparing various excuses |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sir, I have a text and there is a queue at the main door |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Most have to get here from the surrounding area |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What bollocks will I have to enter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in the register today? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dickson |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dickson is having a drama |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that he hasn't done his homework |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Davies, Lloyd, Farrell stay here, you other wools do one! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Everything's a F****** drama! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Students always at work or on the p***! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First thing you ask is what's the printer called? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You should know by now its the f****** @deyesmono |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | If I've said it once I've said |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | it a million times, you set of wools! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | McDonald and Cheetham takng unauthorised |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | holidays! Uniforms are absolutely Barry White! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the boys uniforms are very good! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about the girls uniform? It's all leggings and Vans |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, that's not called for! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh, just p*** off. Every Thursday I do a weekly |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | quiz just for you lot to mess it up when it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | comes to the real thing! What sort of excuse |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is that I couldn't reach the squeaky toy buzzer! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Bunch of amateurs thinking that you are a set of |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | big time charlies! Coursework deadlines, revison |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and exam success is what I want! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For two whole years I've been your Form Tutor |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've never had an absence note in two whole years! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even that wool Fairchild fell asleep in SMSC! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fell asleep! What an insult! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Get a grip 13JSO! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You trash the common room and lose laptops! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even when I go to the staff toilet I can never get in |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | as some sixth form wool is already in there! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You could at least have the decency to hit the target! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Always asking for my pass to get through doors! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No, you can just p*** off and get your own pass! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He says p*** off but he always lets us through! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | For two years 13JSO I have tried my best! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But sometimes it's just not good enough. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 13JSO has Head Boy Wool |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Deputy Head Wool and Deputy Head Girl Wool! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It must count for something surely? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Always taking the p*** out of my accent! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's pronounced peng - GWEN!!!! |
