| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the plan for the 13th hole |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's a water feature |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And a new teebox |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And a brand new green |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Tweedie said it could be done |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whose idea is this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who is behind it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir it's its Big Knoxy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's Knoxy sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's the new Captain |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We couldnt stop it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out to fuck except Stensy and Bobby |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Alan fuckin Knox |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | After that balloon McFerran |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You would think you would have learned your lesson |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You'll be telling me fuckin DJ is next |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I go away for a week's holiday |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And look what you have done |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Is there nobody in that club with any fuckin sense |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Except that big tube for christs sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That eejit Stensy picked him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This club will be the laughing stock of this country |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There was nobody else |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What about Sammy Mills |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did you ask him |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or Gibby |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This club is fucked |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Alan fuckin Knox |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is what you are going to do you two |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You tell this Knoxy person there's been a big mistake made |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That he was wanted for Lady Captain |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Because of those big tits he has |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And a 20 handicap |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You two will resign right now do you hear me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then you will appoint AJ and Nick McClay |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | To run the club |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Then appoint Knox as Lady Captain |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Bobby with your contacts in clothes. Fix him up with a size 40 dress and size 11 heels |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The ladies will be told to welcome him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And with his handicap he should be able to compete |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Any ladies who are unhappy |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Tell them he still won't win anything |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Any questions |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This has to be done |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | To save this proud club |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ask now or that's it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need someone who has respect around here for rules and regulations |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | People like that bollocks Withers. Just do it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm out of here |
