| 00:00 - 00:03 | WE'VE FOUND HIM BOSS |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | HE LIVES BETWEEN LILYDALE |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | AND SEVILLE |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | TOWN CALLED WANDIN |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | LOCAL CHINESE RESTAURANT HAS GOOD DIMMIES |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | RIGHTEO THEN |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | UNLIKE BOY SCOUTS HE WON'T BE COMING BACK FROM CAMP |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ONE MORE THING |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | THEY HAVE A GUARD DOG |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | BUT IF WE OPEN THE GATE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | IT WILL RUN OFF |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | THEY SAID 'ONE OWNER' |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | NOBODY TOLD ME THE ENGINE WAS FUCKED! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE BLOCK IS CRACKED! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | OUT OF WARRANTY! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THE DEALER DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW ME |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WON'T RETURN MY CALLS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A TRITON |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | OR EVEN A BLOODY NAVARA! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT NO, YOU ALL TOLD ME TO GO FOR A BT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | IN ALL FAIRNESS SIR YOU FOUND IT ON CARSALES |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BOUGHT A FUCKING GREAT WALL! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | GREAT WALLS HAVE A 5 YEAR WARRANTY LOL |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NOT FUNNY DICKHEAD |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PISSING OIL ALL OVER THE DRIVEWAY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IS IT COOLANT? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ENGINE OIL? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHEN I START IT IN THE MORNING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I WONDER IF THIS IS THE DAY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT FINALLY SHITS ITSELF |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE OTHER DAY I'M AT MACCAS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | IN THE DRIVE THRU |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | OF COURSE IT STALLS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 5 CARS BEHIND ME |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | CAR FULL OF P PLATERS LAUGHING AT ME |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I NEED RELIABLE TRANSPORT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | YOU CATCHING |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHAT I'M PITCHING? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | YOU PICKING UP |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHAT I'M PUTTING DOWN? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | BUT THE REAR CANOPY WAS SO PRACTICAL |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I WAS JUST SO EXCITED |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ABOUT THE SWEET ARB BARWORK |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I SHOULD HAVE JUST NOT BEEN A TIGHTARSE |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | AND BOUGHT NEW |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | FUCK IT |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ILL JUST FLOG IT ON GUMTREE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | MAYBE GET A HILUX |
