| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know the american election was light night, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have just recieved results |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from hyjacked polls here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The candiates are a jew and a nazi spy that we have posing as a perfect american |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We made sure he fools the americans by making him fat and uncultured |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So tell me? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | has our spy won the presidency:? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | unfortunately... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | unfortunately the spy was exposed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they disqualified him. the jew has won |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all of those that were not involved in training the spy to be fat and uncultured please leave, |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU HAD ONE JOB! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ONE JOB!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS MAKE HIM FAT ENOUGH TO LOOK AMERICAN! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NOW THANKS TO YOU WE HAVE A JEW FIGHTING US! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | OF ALL THE MINORITIES THAT HATE US! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NOW THE WORST ONES ARE BEATING US !! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS MAKE HIM LOOK AMERICAN ENOUGH TO WIN |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY ARE AMERICANS! THEY LIKE FAT PEOPLE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, not all of the Americans are fat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT THEY ALWAYS TRUST THE FAT ONES! LIKE FAT ALBERT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furher, some of us are fat too though |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you know what you're abosutely right I have met a fat german |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOUR MAMA |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | NOT ONE OF US ARE FAT! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE ARE THE PERFECT NATION |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | JUST LOOK AT OUR CARS AND KNIVES! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BUT THE AMERICAN'S ARE SO HEAVY IM SURPRISED ANY OF THEM COULD VOTE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | SINCE THEY WOULD HAVE TO SQUEEZE INTO THOSE BOOTHS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IF WE FED HIM JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MAYBE HE WOULD WIN |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | LET ME GUESS MAYBE THE DRUNK SKINNY GUY WE SENT TO RUSSIA DIDNT FOOL STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew i shouldve been the spy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can afford to fatten up a little |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i would still be a fabulous hitler |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they never wouldve seen me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | because I WOULD JUST SIT ON THEM |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My god a jew in office |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he'll probably steal all of their money |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hell probably buy discount tanks for the army |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND WHEN AMERICA BEATS US IT WILL SUCK EVEN MORE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its okay anna, at least it wasnt shitler |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | maybe this is a good thing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | a damn dirty jew in office |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | they will be too cheap |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | he'll create a discount america |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | maybe he will be so cheap he drives the country into the ground |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then we will finally be moving on up the reich |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Stupid americans |
