| 00:00 - 00:05 | Me and Smurf, fed up of Rocket League |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We fire up apex for a few games. We are ready, |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I choose Gibraltar, smurf goes caustic |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We land, cascades as usual, level 2 best straight away |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Team mate gets downed, BY A MOZAMBIQUE! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | .... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | A BLOODY MOZAMBIQUE!!..... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He had a level 4 vest and a peacekeeper!!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | !!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Me and smurf are on 4 kills each |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | This literally happens everygame! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He starts pinging the enemy! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Mazambique here!! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Mazambique here! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Help me I'm down!!!!! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Me and smurf are now in bunker!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We just left him! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | No time for these idiots! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | It's the same every god damn game! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | There was this one guy |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | BarricadeBadcop |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | We carried him to victory |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He now joins every game thinking we are gods |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He thinks smurf is a hero |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He joins his lobby every time! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Smurf hates it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He thinks they are best mates! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | So he goes in rocket league |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | And all he can do is score own goals! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | He just.... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | HE USES HIS GRAPPLE |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | AND SCORES IN HIS OWN NET! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | HES STUCK IN HIS NET AND TRIES TO SAVE IT... HITS IT UP FIELD AND IT GOES IN HIS OWN NET!! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | He's that bad?! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | HES THAT BAD!! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | The guy has no luck whatsoever!! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | It's almost as bad as me on Siege! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I run around shooting my own cameras |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Why though it's obvious?! |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | That's not all, I try shooting those little cameras on the floor |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | And then... I can never hit them.. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | So I hit my own team mates. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | BARRICADEBADCOP!! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | What an absolute banana! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The guy genuinely thinks that smurf is a legend. |
