00:00 - 00:05 | I was working as designer for the Toyota Landcruiser 200 |
00:05 - 00:07 | Those engineering fuckers mocked me for owning a Y62 |
00:07 - 00:10 | Fuck the cunts I said...I am going to fuck em up |
00:11 - 00:16 | So I put a plan in motion |
00:17 - 00:21 | The airbox on the shitbox... |
00:21 - 00:24 | ....the airbox..... |
00:29 - 00:31 | ...the fucken 200.... |
00:31 - 00:34 | ...it was going down... |
00:38 - 00:40 | ...Dusted Motherfuckers.... |
00:41 - 00:47 | That Oil Burner was going to detonate with a Big Bang |
00:47 - 00:50 | Those cowboys over in Australia didnt know what was going to hit them |
00:50 - 00:56 | Just when they thought they were driving the King of the Road..Bang |
00:58 - 00:59 | BANG Motherfuckers.... |
00:59 - 01:01 | yes stupid idiots, thinking they bought themselves a 4wd |
01:04 - 01:06 | But there is more...oh much more |
01:06 - 01:08 | The 4 Wheel Drive system.... |
01:13 - 01:14 | Fuckem....I gave them Open Diffs... |
01:14 - 01:16 | and with no Diff locker... |
01:16 - 01:20 | those cunts weren't going anywhere on the tracks... |
01:21 - 01:27 | No Baal Bone Gap track for those dudes... |
01:35 - 01:36 | But also those grey people |
01:36 - 01:39 | Towing their monstrous caravans |
01:41 - 01:44 | I ripped out the Torque Convertor Lock up |
01:44 - 01:47 | That thing was going to chase itself all over the gears |
01:47 - 01:49 | Hit a hill and game over |
01:50 - 01:53 | No fucken chance |
01:54 - 01:56 | That underpowered V8 with a disturbed transmission |
01:56 - 01:58 | So when I see them on the road with my Y62 now |
01:58 - 02:02 | I give them shit |
02:05 - 02:07 | I just blast past them |
02:10 - 02:11 | leave them in my dust |
02:11 - 02:13 | Dusted motherfuckers |
02:15 - 02:17 | They sit there in their King of the Road |
02:17 - 02:20 | ..a surprised look on their face |
02:21 - 02:28 | They thought they had the best, little did they know I designed that thing |
02:29 - 02:30 | Me... |
02:30 - 02:32 | I crapped myself laughing |
02:36 - 02:39 | One time I pissed myself...couldn't stop |
02:40 - 02:42 | The King...The King...The King |
02:50 - 02:55 | I feel sorry for them though |
02:56 - 02:58 | I mean they had to sell their houses to buy the 200's |
02:58 - 03:04 | Mortgaged to the eyeballs most of them |
03:04 - 03:09 | I mean seriously |
03:09 - 03:11 | and now owning a ticking time bomb |
03:16 - 03:20 | its sad really... |
03:23 - 03:26 | and we knew we were still going to sell hundreds of thousands |
03:31 - 03:36 | the power of the Flock... |