| 00:00 - 00:03 | First off, you seem very qualified. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I would love to offer you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the position for the next 3 weeks |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with the option to stay on come the fall |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | if things go well. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I would love to hop on. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It' a full rate + OT for three weeks correct? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | No, first three weeks you' be |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | an unpaid intern. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | If things go well we may hire you on in the fall |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | at a full rate. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who accepted an unpaid gig on this production, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I don't do free work! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck is wrong with you? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Busting my ass for three weeks on your independant "art" film |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hoping for a full rate in the fall? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What did you tell the other morons outside? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That they really need to understand this industry? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is that what you told them? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The production company has bills to pay. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think I fucking care about your godamn production bills? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You need to be sensitive to that. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have bills to pay! YOU need to be sensitive to that! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am dragging my student loan |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | since the end of film school. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You think I am going to repay it in exposure bucks? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | By the way, do they work to buy food? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or will I have to steal from crafty, hoping that the extras won't see me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or worse, report me to production? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I know I deserve better! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Otherwise I wouldn't have spent 100,000 bucks on fucking film school! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My student film proves it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who else would have dared filming a version of Snow White |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and the Seven Dwarves set in Jamaica? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My teachers cried tears of blood when they saw it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Tears of blood! What else do you need?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am just a temporarily embarassed director. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do you think the next Spielberg |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Will accept to work for free on your no-budget movie |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | like the other fucking idiots did? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we might still get the IMDb credits. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know I have a great destiny. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My father wanted me to study law. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I had to do unspeakable things |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | To enter this industry. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Your unpaid gig is a slap in the face. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You are not worthy of me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will try politics instead. |
