| 00:00 - 00:02 | This is a decent Lambda party. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | I like it. |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Hello, I'm Matt and I'm miserable. |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Tell me... |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | I'm sad, I hate my life. |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Can you repeat the question? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I can't hear you over the cheap techno. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Did you know that Nina leaves the team? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Like I said, I'm really sad all the time. |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | Nothing can cheer me up. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I can think of only one thing that would be rad. |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | But that's never gonna happen. |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Nothing good ever happens to me. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I'm the grumpiest person at a rave party. |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | But did you hear my question? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Did you know that Nina leaves the team? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | She leaves the team?! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Totally, this is not a joke. |
