| 00:00 - 00:03 | I believe we have the best gym in town |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our first location was downtown |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then we moved next to Green Olive, a classy joint. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has come to our attention that other gyms are now offering some of our same services. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even though we have come up with many of these ideas first |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This isnt the extent of my worries |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have larger concerns with our members |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Craddock |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...The Music |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The music is only "hard rock" and some members prefer Drake. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | or some other Hip Hops |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't like music from Hatebreed, Terror, and Mad Ball leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These members are insane |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They're ungrateful for all we have done! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Forget the fucking music, they cant even put their equipment away |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They don't warm up! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its OK |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They don't warm up and.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they complain about hurting themselves |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and all they have to do is warm up and stretch. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Craddock, they are driving straight from work |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Go to the later class its not rocket science. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Craddock, they try their best! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Their best sucks, we see that when they mis-count their reps |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and they leave early |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | when others are still suffering |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they just pick up and leave |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They dont wait for their teammates, nor cheer them on |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | if you can finish so quickly, maybe you should add some weight |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or maybe for once perform a workout RX all the way through |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | finishing first means nothing if you're not doing all the reps! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I haven't even mentioned the fact that they get chalk all over the fucking floor |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And their diets, the food they eat... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they complain about their physiques and eat like idiots |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everyone can't eat like me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking people |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I feel like I am the only one that cares about their heatlh |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And, where in the hell has Gary been? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He has nothing else to do. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I feel like I am going crazy here, shit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why am i yelling about people who dont care? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We know you care Kim |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why cant they even walk around front |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when the back door is locked |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its a gym. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | As for the other gyms |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can send them some of these shitheads |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and bet you one Deutsche Mark I know whats coming |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | they will feature Thai food Friday soon |
