00:00 - 00:03 | I know we lost Rolex and Tudor in January |
00:04 - 00:05 | & we'll be losing Omega soon too |
00:05 - 00:07 | but your plan to fill the window with jewellery and rings |
00:08 - 00:12 | that they couldn't sell in Grafton Street |
00:12 - 00:15 | may increase our profit in the long run. |
00:17 - 00:19 | We could easily match last year's figures |
00:19 - 00:21 | we may even exceed them. |
00:24 - 00:26 | David... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Your Plan... |
00:31 - 00:33 | David, we haven't sold a ring in eight weeks. |
00:34 - 00:36 | and we're down 300,000 from last year. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't already handed in their notice, please leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | THIS MUST BE A FUCKING JOKE |
01:15 - 01:17 | A FUCKING MONEY RIDDEN JOKE |
01:18 - 01:23 | BACK IN MY DAY, I'D SELL 20 TENNIS BRACELETS A WEEK! |
01:25 - 01:28 | AND BACK THEN... |
01:29 - 01:31 | (ANGEL CRIES IN CHINESE) |
01:31 - 01:34 | WE WERE IN A FUCKING RECESSION! |
01:34 - 01:37 | YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF USELESS IDIOTS |
01:37 - 01:40 | EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU |
01:40 - 01:42 | David, more rings doesn't mean more marriages |
01:42 - 01:46 | AND WHICH FUCKING PODCAST DID YOU LEARN THAT FROM, RYAN? |
01:46 - 01:48 | This doesn't make any sense, David |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'LL TELL YOU WHAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE... |
01:53 - 01:54 | THE REASON I FUCKING HIRED YOU |
01:56 - 01:57 | AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON KEITH |
01:57 - 02:00 | CAN'T EVEN GET HIS FUCKING HAIRCUT RIGHT |
02:00 - 02:03 | SELLS ONE TUDOR WATCH, THINKS HE'S GOD'S FUCKING GIFT |
02:04 - 02:08 | AND WHERE'S GREG? CONVENIENTLY ON HIS LUNCH AGAIN?! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I HAD A MEETING WITH DAVID ANDREWS LAST WEEK |
02:14 - 02:16 | HE SAID WE MAY NEED TO CLOSE DUNDRUM AND MOVE OUR STAFF TO GRAFTON STREET |
02:17 - 02:21 | I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM TO FIRE THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF YOU! |
02:27 - 02:29 | None of you would have lasted a day in the ilac centre. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Weirs were on top of their game |
02:34 - 02:36 | Each salesman was a warrior |
02:41 - 02:42 | Hand picked and trained ALL BY ME! |
02:43 - 02:47 | YOU LOT COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DIAMOND AND A PIECE MY OWN FOSSILISED SHIT! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And where the fuck is Grace? |
02:54 - 02:56 | SHE ASKS ME TO CHANGE HER SCHEDULE SO MUCH... |
02:56 - 02:59 | I MAY AS WELL BE HER FUCKING SECRETARY! |
03:00 - 03:02 | THEY SHOULD JUST MAKE THIS PLACE A FUCKING STARBUCKS ALREADY |
03:04 - 03:07 | Suzanne: Don't worry Angel, Debbie can get us jobs in fashion |
03:14 - 03:16 | I knew this place was going under... |
03:19 - 03:23 | The day I hired Ibak was the day I gave up |
03:25 - 03:26 | A black man in my store.. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I still don't believe he's here legally |
03:40 - 03:46 | At least I have my fishing trip with David McCormick coming up |
03:46 - 03:49 | the weather is perfect for sailing this time of year |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Weirs... |