| 00:00 - 00:03 | We checked in with most alumni |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and what we have confirmed is |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | that Leo Goi is coming from Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Giovanni might come, and Dino, Timo |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Dominic are coming from Switzerland. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's a sausage fest, mates. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is Flavia coming? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chris... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Flavia... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Flavia Dima is dating Pedro Segura. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | She is saving up to go to Mexico and probably won't come. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who tried to hit on Flavia last year in Locarno, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | She is dating Pedro? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck is she dating Pedro? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The live on opposite ends of the world for fuck's sake! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are they dating over WhatsApp? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is that even a relationship? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Are they using festivals to meet up? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm also a well connected cinephile |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | so what does he have that I don't? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chris, Pedro is charming and intelligent. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Richard, you're gay! You don't have anything to say in this! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chris, Flavia is an independent woman. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Easy for you to say in your Agnes Varda t-shirt. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | After Party di Domain when we |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | skinny dipped in Lago Maggiore |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Pedro was a pussy and didn't enter the water. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Flavia was swimming around in the shallow end. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It was me, not Danny, not those creepy Brits, me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I tried to take her out in the open. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Encourage her to live life at its fullest. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Where was Pedro? On the stairs, standing! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I got a look at those titties. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But at that moment I was convinced |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that I had her in the palm of my hand. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Feminists. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why did I ever fall for a feminist? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Of course she'll think I'm a patriarch. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A white privileged male. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But who selected her to the Academy and boosted her career? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Mister fucking straight white male that's who! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm so sorry, Josh. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wonder if it's the age gap. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I'm aware of certain things, you know, like... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Power dynamics. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's a male-led profession, yes. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | However, my dear sirs, if that means I can't hit on one of the 5 female critics around just because |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then let Twitter rage. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Somebody call Becca. |
