00:00 - 00:03The fucknards are on to us
00:04 - 00:05matt should have been blown
00:05 - 00:07out of the sky, in this location
00:08 - 00:12the chili in his gas tank was not as explosive as it is in our asses
00:12 - 00:15he has landed safely, our eagles are searching for superboy now
00:17 - 00:19this is all r/pka's fault
00:19 - 00:21cis gendered caucasian faggots
00:24 - 00:26....Jackie
00:27 - 00:28Wings....
00:31 - 00:33Wings, and Racist Lefty are on their way
00:34 - 00:36their operation "no ebonics" has begun
00:53 - 00:58if you have never sucked a BBC before get the fuck out
01:12 - 01:15Don't you ever call him superboy again
01:15 - 01:17I will have Hope feed you to baby George Jr.
01:18 - 01:23Do you think those genetics come from baby formula?
01:25 - 01:28with all of Matt's money that I pay you with
01:28 - 01:31you can't handle blowing a ceiling fan out of the fucking sky
01:31 - 01:34if I have to hear him tell one more story in fast forward
01:34 - 01:37 I'm going to beat you with his mother's shoe
01:37 - 01:40It is a good thing Drew is coming to stretch me out or I'd kill you right now
01:40 - 01:42We've been trying lure him back with trail mix
01:42 - 01:46Why haven't the birds picked him apart yet like they do on Nat Geo?
01:46 - 01:48Jackie! he's fucked the birds up in combat
01:48 - 01:52This is what I get for not choking the life out of him with my own hands
01:52 - 01:5420 plus years of pretending to enjoy anal
01:56 - 01:57wet platinum... do you have any idea?
01:57 - 02:00I had to power wash it out of my fucking ears
02:00 - 02:03all of this to make sure my baby Hope has a better life with a black man's baby
02:04 - 02:08I want Matt and Colin's heads mounted on a black lives matters flag pole
02:08 - 02:13If only SWAT had done their fuckin job years ago I'd be fucking a rapper right now
02:14 - 02:16I wish the police would shoot white people like they do the blacks
02:17 - 02:21We got the ATF to take out FPS Russia, why can't we destroy Mr. Abercrombie?
02:27 - 02:29One day George Jr. is going to be able to dunk
02:30 - 02:34and dribble, through his legs!!!
02:34 - 02:36We need to increase the hot sauce in the chili
02:41 - 02:42Lefty has no legs,
02:43 - 02:47and we can use the chili to get Wings to switch sides if we blend it
02:48 - 02:53we need to make sure he never uses the N word again
02:54 - 02:56Hope didn't fuck a random basketball player for this
02:56 - 02:59I think his name was Barack or some fucking shit how would I know
03:00 - 03:02we named the child after the grilled chicken Matt hates
03:04 - 03:07they took his hood pass away, don't worry
03:14 - 03:16no more drunk pka episodes
03:19 - 03:23I thought I would let Colin live as a slave to the blacks and red heads but he is dead to me
03:25 - 03:26I'm going to need more electrical cords
03:31 - 03:33do not allow a single pizza to enter the jackycraft compound
03:40 - 03:46add steak to the trail mix and we will lure him home where a chimpanzee will be waiting to tear his testicals off
03:46 - 03:49lets see who really wins in white cis gendered man vs nature
03:53 - 03:56I'd bet some black balls matt will lose and their operation will end