| 00:00 - 00:03 | The fucknards are on to us |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | matt should have been blown |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | out of the sky, in this location |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the chili in his gas tank was not as explosive as it is in our asses |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | he has landed safely, our eagles are searching for superboy now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | this is all r/pka's fault |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | cis gendered caucasian faggots |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ....Jackie |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wings.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wings, and Racist Lefty are on their way |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | their operation "no ebonics" has begun |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you have never sucked a BBC before get the fuck out |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | Don't you ever call him superboy again |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I will have Hope feed you to baby George Jr. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you think those genetics come from baby formula? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | with all of Matt's money that I pay you with |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | you can't handle blowing a ceiling fan out of the fucking sky |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | if I have to hear him tell one more story in fast forward |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm going to beat you with his mother's shoe |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It is a good thing Drew is coming to stretch me out or I'd kill you right now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We've been trying lure him back with trail mix |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why haven't the birds picked him apart yet like they do on Nat Geo? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jackie! he's fucked the birds up in combat |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is what I get for not choking the life out of him with my own hands |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | 20 plus years of pretending to enjoy anal |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | wet platinum... do you have any idea? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I had to power wash it out of my fucking ears |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all of this to make sure my baby Hope has a better life with a black man's baby |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want Matt and Colin's heads mounted on a black lives matters flag pole |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If only SWAT had done their fuckin job years ago I'd be fucking a rapper right now |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I wish the police would shoot white people like they do the blacks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We got the ATF to take out FPS Russia, why can't we destroy Mr. Abercrombie? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | One day George Jr. is going to be able to dunk |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and dribble, through his legs!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need to increase the hot sauce in the chili |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Lefty has no legs, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and we can use the chili to get Wings to switch sides if we blend it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we need to make sure he never uses the N word again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hope didn't fuck a random basketball player for this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I think his name was Barack or some fucking shit how would I know |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we named the child after the grilled chicken Matt hates |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | they took his hood pass away, don't worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | no more drunk pka episodes |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought I would let Colin live as a slave to the blacks and red heads but he is dead to me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm going to need more electrical cords |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | do not allow a single pizza to enter the jackycraft compound |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | add steak to the trail mix and we will lure him home where a chimpanzee will be waiting to tear his testicals off |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | lets see who really wins in white cis gendered man vs nature |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd bet some black balls matt will lose and their operation will end |
