| 00:04 - 00:05 | They began arriving at Microsoft stores here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've started advertising on Alta Vista, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | pets.com, Dr Dobbs, and on Gopher. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Once the new Metro ads start |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | sales should take off. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It appears... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we don't own the trademark for "Metro". |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | no one bothered to check. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought Clippy was cool get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | For 23 months we've talked about "Metro". |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We even paid that guy to tattoo it on his bum. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What stupid name do we use now? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Windows 8" like Suzzy suggested? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why don't we just completely fuck up the product? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why don't we just remove the Start menu while we're at it? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and make people google for their applications? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we removed the Start tree in Windows 7. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you humping a Wampa? Why would anyone do that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we thought users would just enjoy ... |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | guessing at application names. |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | Guessing at application names? |
| 01:52 - 01:57 | How do you know what to search for... |
| 01:58 - 02:01 | ...if you don't already know the application name? |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | Who would suggest this? |
| 02:04 - 02:09 | This is worse than Suzzy's new WinRT APIs. |
| 02:10 - 02:13 | It's a desktop, it needs icons. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I don't want a widget page! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I mean, first we told people to use MFC would be all they ever needed!. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then we switched to WinForms. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then we said WPF is best. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then Bob in accounting invented Silverlight. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now we tell them to use WinRT? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And now developers can't even put an icon on the friggin desktop? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why don't we just create a new language like J++ and abandon it two years latter? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah, remember J++? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now we can't name it what we've been calling it for years. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I named it after Metro my cat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Suzzy, I'm secretly running Lion on my Air. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess it doesn't really even matter. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | People will still buy it, might as well call it ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Windows 8 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I mean what will they do? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's not like my mom and dad will be able to install Linux over it? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lock in the vendors. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and work on Windows 9. |
