| 00:07 - 00:10 | ... and lately our performance could be characterized as 'underachieving.' |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | The other owners are moving to evict you from the league... |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | Don't worry. They'll never go on without me, Hitler. |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | They...uh... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Rbl |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | They've kicked you out of the league. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | You've been the 'big bitch' two years in a row. |
| 00:50 - 00:58 | Those of you who are not on the Fantasy Football committee, leave now. |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Allyuh get the fuck out |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | How the fuck could this happen! |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | Big Bitch twice in a row!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | You told me that if I drafted Ray Rice with my first pick... |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | I would become the Thunderbowl Champion! |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | And now look at me... |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | Kicked out of the fucking league!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | I knew I shouldn't have traded away CJ2K in week 6! You're a bunch of Crazy 4Skins! |
| 01:36 - 01:38 | But Sir, you also had Mendenhall, Jackson, and Stevan Ridley. |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | blank |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | Fool! Those are a bunch of waiver scrubs! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | How about LaRod Stephens-Howling? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They are all just some of slpooge that escaped from Deez Nuts! |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | blank |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | TRYYYYAAAGGGGEE!!!!! |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | And after I drafted Wes Welker, you told me to trade him... |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | ...after he started cold in the first 6 weeks... |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | And I told you we should just wait it out until Bellicheck regained his confidence in him... |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | But you said that Patorbites would pay a premium for him... that we could trade rape his ass. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So I agreed to trade him for Danny Amendola... |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | DANNY FUCKING AMENDOLA! |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | Because of you people I lost to RyanFOXguys! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and he FOX guys!!! |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | Ugh, my 4skin hurts... |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | Go Bucs yourself. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | All of you. |
| 02:27 - 02:31 | You are theWORSTadvisorsEVER. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | blank |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | Oh fuck man |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | I have no idea how I'm going to live without Thunderdome! |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | I miss the old days of Riggins and Green |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | Back then Fantasy Football was so much simpler... |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | Teams would just Ramrod each other |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | The way I'm about to Ramrod all of your asses! |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry, I'm sure he will pay more attention to you now that football's over... |
| 03:06 - 03:09 | If only I could be like Braves on the Warpath... |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | He's just so majestic, in his OJ glory... |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | So majestic... |
| 03:23 - 03:25 | w-wait... hang on |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | Call Braves on the Warpath. Tell him to trade me his entire team. |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | Or else I'll have to default to my last resort... |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | Fantasy baseball... |
