00:00 - 00:05 | Doing homework late at night, but both of us were getting bored. |
00:05 - 00:07 | "Jack, wake up!" I said. |
00:07 - 00:10 | I needed to get us back into the flow. |
00:11 - 00:16 | I had to tell a joke or a story or something. |
00:17 - 00:21 | No better subject for a story than Connie! |
00:21 - 00:24 | The cleaning lady! |
00:29 - 00:31 | The cleaning lady! |
00:31 - 00:34 | Jack would believe anything I'd say! |
00:38 - 00:40 | The cleaning lady! |
00:41 - 00:47 | I would tell stories with violence and gore. |
00:47 - 00:50 | But she was just a sweet old woman - |
00:50 - 00:56 | who said "hello" to any student she saw! |
00:58 - 00:59 | Her fascination with owls - |
00:59 - 01:01 | Totally made up! |
01:04 - 01:06 | To pass the time! |
01:06 - 01:08 | Can you believe? |
01:13 - 01:14 | The cleaning lady! |
01:14 - 01:16 | The crap I made up about her - |
01:16 - 01:20 | The chainsaws, the blood, |
01:21 - 01:27 | Once I even claimed she was a drug dealer! |
01:35 - 01:36 | The most innocent old woman! |
01:36 - 01:39 | A drug dealer! |
01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, I told the story - |
01:44 - 01:47 | And we got right back to work. |
01:47 - 01:49 | Except sometimes - |
01:50 - 01:53 | We'd get off topic again! |
01:54 - 01:56 | Off topic again! |
01:56 - 01:58 | Told an entire Connie story - |
01:58 - 02:02 | And we were still off topic! |
02:05 - 02:07 | The cleaning lady! |
02:10 - 02:11 | Can you believe it? |
02:11 - 02:13 | Connie! |
02:15 - 02:17 | Those WebAssigns? |
02:17 - 02:20 | They'd never get done! |
02:21 - 02:28 | The Connie stories didn't help with MasteringPhysics either of course! |
02:29 - 02:30 | But they were funny, right? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Hilarious! |
02:36 - 02:39 | I told Jack that Connie would summon owls! |
02:40 - 02:42 | Before kidnapping a sleeping college student! |
02:50 - 02:55 | Those Connie stories were really something else. |
02:56 - 02:58 | Did Jack always believe you? |
02:58 - 03:04 | He'd usually start believing at first - |
03:04 - 03:09 | But then the stories would go off the rails! |
03:09 - 03:11 | No one in their right mind would believe at that point. |
03:16 - 03:20 | All this at 3 AM! |
03:23 - 03:26 | On a school night! |
03:31 - 03:36 | Somehow me telling Connie stories would help to keep us sane! |