00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, there have been reported sightings |
00:04 - 00:05 | Of Tone Vays in the area |
00:05 - 00:07 | Sporting a tin foil hat |
00:08 - 00:12 | Shouting "BTC costs $0.5c per transaction"" |
00:12 - 00:15 | And "XRP has no real world utility" |
00:17 - 00:19 | Run that past me again.. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Who the f**k is Tone Vays? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | he is |
00:31 - 00:33 | He is the BTC Maxi with the Dumb & Dumber haircut |
00:34 - 00:36 | And 180k twitter followers that he paid for |
00:53 - 00:58 | Get out of the room if your mom has ever cut your hair |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you f**ing kidding me!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | That's as bad as Craig Wright claiming to be Satoshi!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Poisoning the crypto community with this nonsense!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | If Vincent Van Gogh could hear this!.. |
01:29 - 01:31 | He would cut his other f**ing ear off!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | This absolute duck egg needs knocked down a peg or two |
01:34 - 01:37 | Everyone knows that BTC |
01:37 - 01:40 | Costs a f**g fortune to send!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir he has 180k Twitter followers |
01:42 - 01:46 | So does the f**ing grumpy cat!!!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir he said XRP will disappear |
01:48 - 01:52 | His f**g hairline is disappearing! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Absolute FUD!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Why give mutants like this the time of day?! |
01:57 - 02:00 | I was about to watch Brad Kimes and Crypto Eri |
02:00 - 02:03 | But this has put me in a f**er of a mood! |
02:04 - 02:08 | The next thing you will tell me is that 6tps is enough for remittance! |
02:08 - 02:13 | The level of FUDDING by the BTC Maxi cult is beyond comprehension! !! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And they make up new s**t every day!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Get me Sam I Am on the f**g phone right away! |
02:27 - 02:29 | He must know someone with good weed |
02:30 - 02:34 | I like a big bad boy spliff |
02:34 - 02:36 | Puff Puff Give Mother Trucker |
02:41 - 02:42 | No wonder I smoke green |
02:43 - 02:47 | These BTC Maxis have all but worn down my resolve! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I swear another 51% attack is needed to shut them up! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Proof of work is as much use as t**s on a fish |
02:56 - 02:59 | Or an underwater hairdryer! |
03:00 - 03:02 | But the f**g fools don't realise this!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, just HODL |
03:14 - 03:16 | XRP needs to moon soon |
03:19 - 03:23 | Big ass women and Lambos |
03:25 - 03:26 | It will be No.1 |
03:31 - 03:33 | It cant be stopped |
03:40 - 03:46 | Especially by the tin foil hat brigade |
03:46 - 03:49 | Predominantly with daddy issues |
03:53 - 03:56 | I need a piss. |