| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Sunderland started the season in Division 2 and they were going to walk it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Jack Ross was the saviour |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The best squad in Division 2 |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Absolutely no way they would fail |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They only made the playoffs |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And Charlton scored the winner in the playoff final with 6 seconds left |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Division 2 next season |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Division 2 and Burton away..... again |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Cattermole's shorts are higher than Sunderland |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You couldn't write it, shouldn't laugh they've been to Wembley twice this season |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Lost twice, but at least that lass shat in the fountain |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | As they won the Trafalgar Trophy |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I've seen more fire in a Swan Vesta |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Than Will Grigg |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Jolesu is better than him |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Remember his volley in training? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Division 2 man... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They said they'd being playing Newcastle next season |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | But Newcastle beat Man City |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | As they stayed in Premier League |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Brian Potter could walk Division 2 |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | In his wheelchair |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Seriously though don't laugh |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It's not all doom and gloom, Sunderland still have their illuminations |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And burger buns |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | For their hot dogs |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And world famous cheesy chips |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Every cloud and all that |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Remember when they were 1-0 up against Fleetwood? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Joey Barton's Fleetwood? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | 15 minutes to play... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And lost 2-1 |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | JOEY.BARTONS.FLEETWOOD |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Amazing.... |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They scored four goals at home |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Against Coventy |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Still didn't win, they didn't even draw |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Walk Division 2 they said.... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They came 5th...... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | 5th in a one horse race |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How do you even do that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I dont know, mad skills! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | We saw them cry on Netflix |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | This season was going to be better |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Make a season 2 they said |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Promotion and Wembley |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They'll be crying in Season 2 again |
