| 00:00 - 00:03 | John theres unrest in cymmer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are hearing theres a |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Judas in our midest |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We believe someone is trying to engineers a move away |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To go work on a fucking rrv |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And who is this Judas cunt |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That wants to leave |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | John its the |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dwarf cunt dai |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dai the dwarf fucker john |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your going to have ingrid with u john |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you like that dwarf fucker leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking dwarf |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Call himself a iron man |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He cant even handle no sleep with a new baby |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How dare he leave me to go to fucking port talbot |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Whos going to carry me now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He just want to fuck his students by himself |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The selfish bastard has no thought for anyone |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he has already ruined our sofa with his casting sessions |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | John but Chris is our shagging students guy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Chris is loved up now u fucking idiot dai is the student fucker now |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I am sorry john I didnt think |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You never think u fucking twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How is that short arsed twat |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Going to see over the steering wheel |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We will have to invest in booster seats for the rrvs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just so that short arsed idiot can see over the bonnet |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why did he have to get his wife pregnant |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | how Did he even hop up on the bed he must have had a fucking step ladder |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The fucking prick how dare he leave me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He going to be sitting in the station with all the fucking inbreds |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hes dead to me now I tell you dead to me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I hope kenny lions bores him to death |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And Richard john tea bags him while |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hes sleeping |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Cause thats all he going to do is fuck students and sleep |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And if I get that piss ridden fucker working with me I swear I will haunt him in his sleep |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I tell you what have I done to deserve this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I know I fall asleep a lot but thats cause hes a boring cunt |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Baby talk all day fucking long mun |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok rach he still loves you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Hes really let me down I thought I |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Meant more to him, I even brought lube in every day hoping he would love me like his students |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But no hes left me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am going to have to phone the well-being service |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He may be a dwarf but hes my dwarf |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hes mine to take the piss out off |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Life wont be the same with ingrid |
