| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Withdrawal Agreement is getting more popular |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The elections might be tricky |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There no Brexit Party posters here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Well, maybe one or two |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And there will be a late surge in Surrey |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So Sargon of Akkad is defeated |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He will have some humble pie with his milkshake |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Er, Theresa |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Farage |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Farage is whippin' yo ass all over the country |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They even like him in Scotland |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lewis, Bercow, Robbins stay. The rest go and talk to the 1922 committee |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You had one job to do |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Make some milkshakes |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "My milkshake brings all the votes in the yard" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That's what you told me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I spoke to Junker earlier |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It was his recipe |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I should have taken personal control of the negotiations |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not left them up to you Robbins |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Theresa, we still can add a non binding, optional... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not getting drunk in a Brussels bar would have helped |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But I got a PPE from Cambridge! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And I got Geography |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I have no idea where I am going |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We want to be independently |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in the customs union but not bound by it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not in,but part of the single market |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Collecting tariffs on their behalf |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Compliant with the ECJ but not ruled by it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With Northern Ireland part of a EU backstop |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | VAT rates agreed with the EU, not dictated |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's not that complicated |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now it is all down to me to sort out |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Rees-Mogg could not manage this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | or Boris and his silly hair |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | he looks to much like Trump |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Have they been seen in the same room together? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | at the same time? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe Hillary was right |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We should ban white men from voting |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Amber, you'll get a turn one day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll jut have to add another clause to the Withdrawal Agreement |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Free strudel for foreign workers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A swimming pool pass |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That should work |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe a lottery scratch card once a month |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lewis, can you write that up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We can have another vote on Monday |
