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Tits loses
Australian election Bill reacts to the results, hes not taking it well.

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00:00 - 00:03The Libs have held seats
00:04 - 00:05Swan, Hasluck
00:05 - 00:07and are closing in on 76 seats
00:08 - 00:12It even looks like Dutton won his
00:12 - 00:15and Barnaby is back as well
00:17 - 00:19Not a problem
00:19 - 00:21when Getup strike they will be routed
00:24 - 00:26Bill, um
00:27 - 00:28Bill theres a .....
00:31 - 00:33Getup didnt work
00:34 - 00:36We blew all that money on bugger all
00:53 - 00:58Pillsberzerk, Albo, Wong, everyone else out
01:13 - 01:15Jesus Christ on a pogo stick
01:15 - 01:1712 years of kissing ass
01:18 - 01:23licking my way up the ALP joystick
01:25 - 01:28"Id dont know what she said but I agree with it"
01:29 - 01:31I stabbed so many leaders i have RSI
01:31 - 01:34Do you how know how hard
01:34 - 01:37it was to sit next to Rudd, fucking Rudd
01:37 - 01:40and not strangle the little turd?
01:40 - 01:42Bill come on
01:42 - 01:46fair suck of the.. Dont you dare say it
01:46 - 01:48 Programmatic specificity
01:48 - 01:52See this is the sort of
01:53 - 01:54crap that lost us the election
01:56 - 01:57higher taxes, more spending
01:57 - 02:00launching where Whitlam launched
02:00 - 02:03sending me off to
02:04 - 02:08explain shit i know nothing about
02:08 - 02:13because i listened to turtle Bowen
02:14 - 02:16who couldnt budget his way out
02:17 - 02:21of a school tuckshop.
02:27 - 02:29Now you will all blame it
02:30 - 02:34on me, poor me
02:34 - 02:36instead of the rest of the members of this clown car
02:41 - 02:4212 years
02:43 - 02:4712 years of eating shit
02:48 - 02:53Now the party will drop me like a lepers dong
02:54 - 02:56Well I know where
02:56 - 02:59the bodies are all buried
03:00 - 03:02If any of you try to "Latham" me Ill ratfuck you
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry Chole, you still have lots of money
03:14 - 03:16At least we got Abbott
03:19 - 03:23nothing else went right
03:25 - 03:26You still love me
03:31 - 03:33my loyal inner circle
03:40 - 03:46none of you would
03:46 - 03:49treat me like I treated others
03:53 - 03:56would you?
03:53 - 03:55Comrades?